21 Chump Street - Cousin Lyrics

Music and Lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda
21 Chump Street: the Musical - Cousin Lyrics


JUSTIN
I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend,
Who called a couple dozen cousins, cause it doesn't end

COUSIN
My cousin Justin's looking for a little something-something
for a certain someone,
Some girl he wants to be touching

STUDENTS
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

COUSIN 1
We were just discussing our cousin Justin.
Wasn't Justin the cousin who just made the honor roll,
Got the colleges buzzin'?

COUSIN 2
Are we close to our cousin Justin?
Are we supposed to trust him?

COUSIN 1
Are we thugs to our cousin Justin?
We don't sell drugs, man

STUDENTS
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

NAOMI
Did you get it yet?

JUSTIN
No, I'm about to get it

NAOMI
Is your dealer a student?

JUSTIN
I got you, girl. Don't sweat it

NAOMI
Let me know when you got it

JUSTIN
As soon as I can

NAOMI
I'll find a way to repay you, Justin

JUSTIN
Oh, man!

COUSIN 1
Yo, what is up with this fussin'?
This isn't up for discussion.
This is our cousin coming to us.
He's our blood, and we love him

COUSIN 2
Ah, look at Justin. He blushing

COUSIN 1
Our little Justin is crushing

COUSIN 2
Sorry for rushing to judgement

COUSINS
Why should we get you these drugs?

JUSTIN
Love!

COUSINS
What?

JUSTIN
Only if you believe in love. Love!

COUSINS
Love! Love! Only if you believe in love

COUSIN 1
Get him the stuff

JUSTIN
I hand my cousin twenty-five ducats,
I'm sweating buckets.
He hands me a sandwich bag with some little green nuggets.
I got it for you

NAOMI
X-O. Cool

JUSTIN
You want it now?

NAOMI
See you at school

STUDENTS
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

JUSTIN
Love!

STUDENTS
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

JUSTIN
Only if you believe in love!

STUDENTS
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something.


Other Album Songs: 21 Chump Street the Musical Lyrics
Cousin Lyrics from 21 Chump Street the musical


21 Chump Street the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
What the Heck I Gotta Do
One School
Cousin
The Money
Epilogue