A Very Potter - Different As Can Be Lyrics

A parody of the Harry Potter novels
A Very Potter the Musical - Different As Can Be Lyrics


QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can be

VOLDEMORT:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl!
Im the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:
Im the brightest professor here,
Ive won several awards
VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
You got beat by a two year
VOLDEMORT:
Ill kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:
Or you might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
You really must agree
when you look at you and me
were different
different
as can-

VOLDEMORT:
Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world Ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!


Other Songs: A Very Potter Musical Songs Lyrics


A Very Potter the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Goin' Back to Hogwarts
Different As Can Be
Ginny's Song
Harry
Different As Can Be (Reprise)
The Dragon Song
Ginny's Song Reprise (Cho's Song)
To Dance Again!
Granger Danger
Pigfarts, Pigfarts Here I Come...
Missing You
Not Alone
Voldemort is Goin' Down
Not Alone / Goin' Back to Hogwarts (Reprise)