American Psycho - Hardbody Lyrics

Broadway production 2016
American Psycho the Musical - Hardbody Lyrics

(Music and Lyrics by Duncan Sheik)

PATRICK:
I like ‘em like that.
I like a hard body.
I bet that after this class,
She teaches dirty karate.

GUY 2:
I like ‘em like that.
I like a hard body.
The curve of her ass,
I guess it’s not too shoddy.

MEN:
I like ‘em like that.
I like a hard body.
She keeps a tiny rig,
But you know she’s naughty.

HER:
Hey boy, stop talking like you got me.
Ya gotta impress me and I like a hard body.

Hey boy, you think that you can have me?
Stop staring at me, work your hard body.

MEN:
We like ‘em like that.
We like hard bodies.  *don’t do it.
When she gets wet, she won’t be so haughty.

We like ‘em like that / We like ‘em like that.
We like hard bodies / We like hard bodies
We want to taste their… / We want to taste their…
La….Dee…..Dah-Dee

Dialogue:

COURTNEY: What’s the rest of your day like?

PATRICK: Ah…the gym. Then meetings. 
A show with Evelyn, if we can get tickets.

COURTNEY: Phantom?

PATRICK: No. Les Miz.

COURTNEY: Right.  It’s long, but good.

PATRICK: Oh, you’ve seen it?

COURTNEY: Luis took me last week.
Listen, Patrick.
As much as I relish these afternoon trysts,
We need to stop.

PATRICK: And why would we do that?
COURTNEY: Well, because,
I was talking to my therapist…

PATRICK: Oh, God, uh-huh….yeah…..
And what did he tell you to do?

COURTNEY: Ok, first of all,
my therapist is a woman…

PATRICK: Oh, Goddammit, great…

COURTNEY: ….and I was talking to her about you.
And she thinks you might be bringing
too much negativity into my life.

PATRICK: Uh huh, I see.
So, because your therapist tells you
to break up with….

COURTNEY: …it’s not just that.
So…don’t you feel guilty?

PATRICK: Why would I feel guilty?

COURTNEY: Because I’m your girlfriend’s best friend.

PATRICK: Oh, by that reasoning,
You should feel guilty too!

COURTNEY: I do. Not to mention,
Luis is starting to suspect.

PATRICK: Oh God. Luis is….is….

COURTNEY: Don’t you call him a faggot.

PATRICK: A DORK, I was going to say.
A twit. Hey listen,
I’m doing a survey of the women I fuck.
Is it my muscles that excite you or the heft of my cock?

COURTNEY: Are you listening to me?
We’re stopping.
We’re betraying Evelyn.
We’re betraying Luis.

PATRICK: Let me ask you Courtney.
Hypothetically….
If something were to happen to Luis,
an accident say, or a violent crime
and he were out of the picture.
Would you be upset?

COURTNEY: I can’t answer that.
It’s too morbid. I’d be devastated.

PATRICK: Fine. Awesome.

COURTNEY: I hope things won’t be
weird between us now.
I hope we can go back to being friends.

PATRICK: Courtney, and please,
Don’t take this the wrong way.
You’re a babe.
But no sex is worth this bullshit.

COURTNEY: Fuck you, Asshole.

MUSIC BEGINS / SEGUE

LUIS:
I always knew that.
He wants to want me.
He can’t decide and so he taunts me.

He was lost for words.
When I caught his eye.
Now he knows, he’s my kind of guy.

Oh boy, I felt his rock hard abs.
I didn’t even have
to ask and it’s happening at last.

[Thanks to LaMont Ridgell for lyrics]

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American Psycho the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Opening (Morning Routine)
Cards
You Are What You Wear
Oh Sri Lanka
True Faith
Killing Time
In The Air Tonight
Hardbody
If We Get Married
Not A Common Man
Mistletoe Alert
Clean
Killing Spree
Nice Thought
At The End Of An Island
I Am Back
A Girl Before
Don't You Want Me?
This Is Not An Exit
Selling Out
Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Killing Times 2.0 [Bonus Track]