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This song is "By Jeeves" from the Broadway musical By Jeeves.
BERTIE: It is patently clear Any awkwardness here Can be cleared up in less than a trice Our identity switch Who is who, which is which We're in need of some solid advice There's a painfully simple solution It's as plain as the nose on your face
BINGO: By gad!
GUSSIE: By gosh!
BINGO: By heck!
GUSSIE: By gum!
BINGO: By rabbit's foot!
GUSSIE: By kingdom come!
BERTIE: By all my sainted aunt believes!
BINGO: By George!
GUSSIE: By Jove!
ALL: By Jeeves! When we're faced with the grind Of exerting the mind We are filled with a deep sense of dread
BERTIE: "How on earth," I hear cries "Does one give exercise To a thing that's in bed in your head?"
BINGO: What we need is a free range consultant
GUSSIE: Where on earth do you find one of those?
BERTIE: By hook! By crook!
BINGO: By way! By pass!
GUSSIE: By sea! By air!
BERTIE: By road!
BINGO: By grass!
GUSSIE: By seven dwarves!
BERTIE: By forty thieves!
ALL: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BERTIE: By shuttlecock!
GUSSIE: By croquet hoop!
BINGO: By Panama!
BERTIE: By Windsor soup!
GUSSIE: By all those cards tucked up his sleeves!
ALL: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Our collective I.Q. Of around 42 Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank All true leaders of men Delegate now and then Try to keep their minds totally blank To appreciate loftier matters
BINGO: Things that mostly go over my head
BERTIE: By derby day!
GUSSIE: By nursery tea!
BINGO: By moose!
BERTIE: By spoons!
GUSSIE: By half past three!
BINGO: By every tender breast that heaves!
ALL: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BERTIE: By marmalade!
GUSSIE: By bowler hat!
BINGO: By toothpaste tube!
BERTIE: By Burmese cat!
GUSSIE: By baby newts!
BINGO: By autumn leaves!
ALL: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand Conceives a scheme so carefully planned Even we can understand If he takes it terribly slow-ly
BERTIE: By Basingstoke!
BINGO: By cardboard box!
GUSSIE: By Budge's knees!
BERTIE: By Bassett's socks!
BINGO: By each that conjuror deceives!
ALL: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BERTIE: By jumping jack!
GUSSIE: By easy chair!
BINGO: By Bain Marie!
BERTIE: By Camembert!
GUSSIE: By every fruit bat in the eaves!
ALL: By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
BINGO: By walking boot!
GUSSIE: By thermal drawers!
BERTIE: By canapes!
BINGO: By Santa Claus!
GUSSIE: By all his mighty brain achieves!
BERTIE: By every spell the master weaves!
ALL: By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!
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