A New Brain - Gordo's Law Of Genetics Lyrics

1998 Off-Broadway musical by William Finn
A New Brain the Musical - Gordo's Law Of Genetics Lyrics


Song from "A New Brain the Musical" is titled "Gordo's Law Of Genetics" and is written by William Finn.

Doctor: The bad trait, will always predominate. Bad trait is certain to win.
The bad trait will always predominate.

All: That is the law of genetics.

Doctor: According to Schwinn!

Women: Smart or Dumb.

Men: The dumb will predominate.

Women: Fat or thin.

Men: The fat will predominate.

Women: Lazy or not lazy.

Men: The lazy will predominate.

All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.

Doctor: The bad trait

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.

Doctor: Bad trait

Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.

Doctor: The bad trait.

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate

All: That is the law of genetics according to Schwinn!


Rhoda: Why is the smart son, always the gay son?

All: Schwinn’s second law of genetics.

Women: Smart or Dumb.

Men: The dumb will predominate.

Women: Fat or thin.

Men: The fat will predominate.

Women: Lazy or not lazy.

Men: The lazy will predominate.

All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.

Homeless Lady: Say your father has a stomach.
You are sure to get that stomach.

Women: It's a simple fact of science.

Homless Lady and Doctor: Don't rely on self reliance.
You are sure to get that stomach so eat eat eat!

Doctor: Because, the bad trait

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.

Doctor: Bad trait

Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.

Doctor : The bad trait.

Men: Will always predominate

All: That Is the law of genetics.
That is the law of genetics according to
That is the law of genetics according to

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G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo Schwinn!

Ohhhh Gordo's Law of Genetics!!!!

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