Guys Like Potter Lyrics

StarKid Presents 2012
Apocalyptour - Guys Like Potter Lyrics


BRIAN H:
So many douchebags in the world
Yeah, so many douchebags get the girls
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
That any charm or potion could ever bring
But men like that, they have her on a string
And they don't care

(spoken) Let's pick it up, fellas...

BRIAN H:
So many assholes in this place

CHORUS:
So many assholes, yeah

BRIAN H:
So many assholes in my face!

CHORUS:
...face

BRIAN H:
Why won't they leave us alone

CHORUS:
Why won't they leave us alone

BRIAN H:
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...
We'd treat them nice and never be mean

CHORUS:
...and never be mean

BRIAN H:
And we would care...

CHORUS:
...care...

BRIAN H:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
For there will always be guys like Potter

CHORUS:
Always be guys...

BRIAN H:
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her

CHORUS:
Tears in your eyes...

BRIAN H:
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...

CHORUS:
If you'd only done
Something more for the one
Back when you were young...

BRIAN H:
(spoken) You're right fellas. Hey, how about this?
(sings) So many bastards here

CHORUS:
So many bastards, yeah...

BRIAN H:
Why won't these bastards disappear?

CHORUS:
...disappear?

BRIAN H:
I'll blast them off to outer space

CHORUS:
I'll blast them off to outer space

BRIAN H:
You'll never see them again
I'll launch them off to Venus and then...
We wouldn't have to deal with them

CHORUS:
...deal with them

BRIAN H:
Anymore...

CHORUS:
...more...

(spoken) Hell, no.

BRIAN H:
But there will always be guys like Potter

CHORUS:
Always be guys...

BRIAN H:
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water

CHORUS:
Don't quench that flame...

BRIAN H:
He'll never ever think her perfect as you thought her...

CHORUS:
But now you're alone
Left to pout and moan
'Cause you were totally pwnd.

BRIAN H:
So many douchebags in the world...

CHORUS:
Yeah, Oooh...


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