Me and My Dick/ Ready to Go Lyrics

StarKid Presents 2012
Apocalyptour - Me and My Dick/ Ready to Go Lyrics


JOEY:
I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still I just want you

You're all I want, you're all I need
My love for you
Just grows the way you do
When I love you

I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle 'till we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo

But I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything
My-

JOE (spoken):
Joey?

(Dialogue)

JOE:
I like being with you

JOEY:
I like being with you

JOE:
And you like being with me

JOEY:
You like being with me

Joey and Joe:
We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see

People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!
It's me and my-

BRIAN H (spoken)::
Fellas?!

(Dialogue)

BRIAN H:
We'll stick together

JOEY & JOE:
We'll stick together

BRIAN H:
Fight through thick and thin

JOEY & JOE:
Fight through thick and thin

BRIAN H, JOEY, JOE:
If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win

BRIAN H:
Any girl that's out there

JOEY & JOE:
Any girl that's out there

BRIAN H:
Any girl at all

JOEY & JOE:
Any girl at all

BRIAN H, JOEY, JOE:
When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!

BRIAN H (spoken):
Careful with that joke, fellas!

JOEY & JOE (spoken):
Why?

BRIAN H, JOEY, JOE:
People say, how do you do it?
How can you be so slick?
But I just tell them... hey!
Its me and my-

JAIME (spoken):
Morning, campers!

BRIAN H, JOEY, JOE (spoken):
Oh, hey Jaime!

JAIME:
Look at me, with my pigtails so tight
You'd think that I might explode, right?
Look at me, with my arms in a twist
Not alarming I missed the right road

LAUREN:
It's not too late
To turn around
And find a better way

JAIME:
It's not up to fate
To lay the groundwork
For a better day!

LAUREN:
You gotta, shake it up
Let your hair down darlin'
You really need to unwind

JAIME:
I gotta pick it up
'Cause my life is calling
Me on the other line

MEREDITH (spoken):
Morning, girls!

It's time to start over
And today is like
The first day of the year

So get that chimp off my shoulder!
'Cause its weighing me down
And keeping me right here

JAIME, LAUREN, MEREDITH:
I want to get out
See the great big world out there

It's time to set out
'Cause I feel
There's something in the air

I might be losing my mind
But there's one thing that I know:
That I'm finally ready
So ready to go!

BRIAN R (spoken):
Best dressed again, I see!

DYLAN (spoken):
Not so fast!

BRIAN R:
Hey Dyle, does
My hair look alright?

DYLAN:
Hell yeah, buddy
You're a sight to see

BRIAN R (spoken):
'Kay good.

Listen up
Just try to relax,
'Cause a mishap's
The last thing I need

I wanna rise up
To the next level
Get off this middle ground

I've got this yearnin'
Burnin' like the devil
I'm here for the rebound

Pass the ball
I know I'm on fire!

DYLAN:
Yeah, yeah
You're on a roll!

BRIAN R (spoken):
I know!

DYLAN:
What do you want
From your kingdom, sire?

BRIAN R:
I wanna take control...
(spoken) Yeah!

I need a brand new game plan
No more warming benches
Like I've done before.

DYLAN:
Just get your head in the game, man!
(spoken) Here's what I'm thinking

BRIAN R:
Shit, she's coming
Out that door!

I'm gonna get her
If it's the last thing
That I do

DYLAN:
But just remember
You can't get her

BRIAN R & DYLAN:
Without me/you too!

So buckle up, all you amateurs
'Cause today were going pro
We're finally ready
So ready to

ALL:
Go....

I'm ready to go...
I'm ready to go...
I'm ready to go...

We're finally ready
And the time is right
For us to light a spark

We're keepin' it steady
With our eyes on the prize
To get us through the dark

I know there's so much more
To what I think I see
I feel a change, and the
Strange thing is... it's part of me!

My hormones are freakin' out
And I think I'm gonna blow!

BRIAN H & JOEY:
We're locked and loaded...

JAIME & BRIAN R:
Oh, so devoted...

DYLAN & JOE:
Low and demoted...

LAUREN & MEREDITH:
Totes, just toted...

ALL:
We're finally ready
So ready to go!

People say, it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them... hey!

JOEY:
It's me and my- Dylan!

DYLAN:
It's me and it's Meredith!

MEREDITH:
It's me and it's Jaime!

JAIME:
It's me and it's Walker!

JOE:
It's me and it's Lopez!

LAUREN:
It's me and it's BHole!

BRIAN H:
It's me and it's Brian!

ALL:
It's me and it's... us!


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