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2022 Studio Cast Recording
Drag: The Musical - Drag Is Expensive Lyrics
The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza.
(Verse 1:)
Well, let me tell you brother
Drag is expensive
You know it don't run cheap
To be excessive
You gotta spend that coin
And cover up that groin, girl
Money comes and goes
And then we steal the show
Drag is expensive
(Pre-Chorus:)
Who needs money when we've got the look
Crunch a couple numbers, get me off the hook
The bank is calling but I look so rich
It takes a lot of money to run this bitch!
(Chorus:)
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
(spoken:)
You know,
I've been doing this for years
and Mr Lipschitz says all of these expenses can be written off
Who's Mr Lipschitz?
He's Dolly's uncle's second cousin's accountant friend
Bitch, he dead
Oh my god, I'm so sorry
(Verse 2:)
Let me tell you honey
Drag is expensive
But from head to toe
It's an investment
My world is fabulous
It's diva-fantaculous
It's worth the glossy lips
And all the padded hips
Drag is expensive
Woah!
Who needs money when we've got the look
A little bit of plastic and a solid tuck
I may be shallow and my (?)
It takes me (forty minutes?) to look this cheap!
(Chorus:)
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
(Spoken:)
Okay, but you do understand that there's no way
that you're going to make rent this month, right
Well, that's why the good Lord done make sugar daddies, okay
Halleluiah!
(Verse 3:)
Take a good look, handsome
This mug is flawless
And these leather boots
No they ain't from no Payless
My closet is designer
I sign checks with eyeliner
Rent is three months late
Drag is expensive
(Pre-Chorus:)
Who needs money when we got the look
Cooking fried chicken and I'm cooking the books
Nobody tells me how to spend my cash
It takes a lot of money to get this ass!
(Chorus:)
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
(spoken:)
Look, you need to stop this routine right now
and take a look at these numbers
You know, Tom, you are being such a... A...
A drag
Wow. Good one girl
Let me tell you brother
Drag is expensive
You let your budget go
Do you even know what overhead is?
You gotta save that coin
You gotta bring more bread in
Money comes and goes until you end up broke
With all the cash you owe you're gonna sink this boat
And the numbers show you owe:
Well, that doesn't look so bad
Move your thumb
Aaaaaah!
(Chorus:)
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
Oh, oh, oh
Don't say I didn't warn you!
Oh, oh, oh
Some people never learn
Oh, oh, oh
Drag is expensive
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