Eugenius the Musical - Tough Man Lyrics

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Eugenius the Musical - Tough Man Lyrics


NARRATOR: (spoken)
In the year 2049
The planets aligned like never before
A disaster loomed as beings
Far beyond our reckoning, invaded

It began in distant galaxies
Led by the evil Lord Hector
His dominance matched only by his beautiful eyes
Could anyone stop this tyrant?

WOMAN NARRATOR:
Got down on their knees and prayed for the one
The one, he's coming out to save us
Here he comes
He's good, he's bad, and he's the bravest

Wearing tights he fights
He's clever he's the bravest
And he's tough

TOUGH MAN: (spoken)
I'm coming! Watch me fly!

WOMAN NARRATOR:
Tough Man
He's the strongest of the strong
Tough Man
You'll be glad he came along
Tough Man
There's nothing more to say

TOUGH MAN: (spoken)
In space, no-one can hear you cry

WOMAN NARRATOR:
Tough Man
He doesn't like it when you're mean
Tough Man
He's not afraid of laser beams
Tough Man, he's tough

TOUGH MAN: (spoken)
I must remain inconspicuous
Tough Man, Sneak Attack!

CROWD: (spoken)
It's tough man!

TOUGH MAN: (spoken)
Shit! Hey everyone! I'm here!
Lord Hector, let these people go or else

HECTOR: (spoken)
Or else what, Tough Man?

TOUGH MAN: (spoken)
Or else I will be tough, but fair

HECTOR: (spoken)
Oh he's got a catchphrase!
I shall surrender to your persuasive ways
But this isn't over!

SUPER HOT LADY: (spoken)
Tough Man you saved us!
Touch me anywhere!

TOUGH MAN: (spoken)
No, Super Hot Lady!
I saved you, but I cannot touch you
Because love weakens my toughness!
Now, I'll leave you
But not before we sing again!

WOMAN NARRATOR:
Tough Man
He's the strongest of the strong
Tough Man
And he's got his own theme song
Tough Man
Tough Man

TOUGH MAN:
I will be tough, but fair
Tough Man

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