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2020 Off-Broadway
Emojiland the Musical - Virus Lyrics
CONSTRUCTION WORKER:
Work together, work together
Mmm
(spoken)
Ah! F-fr-
C-code s-s-ake! P-popo?
POLICE OFFICER: (spoken)
Cowo?
CONSTRUCTION WORKER: (spoken)
I'm w-working in t-t-the d-desert
And I'm f-f-freezing!
EMOJIS:
Virus!
INFORMATION DESK PERSON: (spoken)
Attention Emojiland! Attention Emojiland!
There is a virus in our phone.
EMOJIS:
Virus!
INFORMATION DESK PERSON: (spoken)
Over a dozen cases have been reported in the past hour.
Symptoms include freezing and crashing.
Health workers fear infection may lead
To deletion and advise hot beverages.
PARTY POPPER EMOJI:
Did you hear that information?
Could the celebration
becoming to an end
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING:
How the firewall failed's a mystery
But with my business history
I'll work out how the truth can bend
What caused this
EMOJIS:
Virus!
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Man in Business Suit Levitating!
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Yes, Princess?
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Does this firewall of your's work or not?
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Your majesty, the firewall is highly encrypted.
There is no chance this virus got in through the firewall!
There is only one explanation
Which is that the virus must have been brought
In before the firewall went up, by the new emojis.
PRINCE: (spoken)
Excuse me?
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
During the most recent update.
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Which emojis?
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Any of them. All of them.
PRINCESS: (spoken) PRINCE: (spoken)
Guardsman! Wh-what? No!
Lock Prince up! No!
GUARDSMAN: (spoken)
Your majesty, if I may,
Before we go levitating to conclusions.
I must admit that I failed to report a most strange coincidence.
While guarding the castle last night
An emoji named Nerd Face was babbling
About having created a virus to kill Skull
But then Skull, I guess
Spread it around everywhere or something
I didn't say anything earlier because you know
Well, it just sounded ridiculous at the time, but now-
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Guardsman! That is ridiculous, at any time.
Skull is creepy, not contagious.
Lock Prince up in the dungeon now!
PRINCE: (spoken)
No!
PRINCESS: (spoken)
I said now!
PRINCE: (spoken)
Guardsman!
Guardsman, you said that you loved me! Princess!
EMOJIS:
Virus!
INFORMATION DESK PERSON: (spoken)
Attention Emojiland!
Breaking information as authorities warn
As the virus may, in fact
Have been introduced by new emojis installed in update 5.0.
These carrier emojis may or may not display symptoms
But all emojis installed prior to 5.0 are advised
To stay away from new emojis
As well as any older emojis
Who have already been inf-f-fec-c-t-t-ed-d-d.
O-o-h n-n-no!
EMOJIS:
Virus!
PRINCESS:
Once again supreme in power
The only crown in this ivory tower
Looking down there's nothing but despair
Safe above the lame and needy
Could it be I'm just plain greedy?
Y'know I don't really care!
EMOJIS:
The sitch is these glitches are more
Than harmless hitches
No one can seem to ditch this virus!
SMIZE: (spoken)
Sunny! I'm here to pick up my things, open the door.
SUNNY: (spoken) G-g-go away.
SMIZE: (spoken) Sunny, I know you're in there.
SUNNY: (spoken) G-g-g-o away-y!
SMIZE: (spoken) Sunny, are you freezing?
SUNNY: (spoken) I got the v-v-virus.
SMIZE: (spoken) Oh, Sunny, you need help!
SUNNY: (spoken) It's-s m-my own f-f-fault. I a-am a c-c-coward.
SMIZE: (spoken) No, you're not.
SUNNY: (spoken) A-and now I-I'm g-g-gonna b-be d-d-deleted-d
SMIZE: (spoken) Open the door!
SUNNY: (spoken) I d-d-deserve it!
SMIZE: (spoken) Sunny, stop it!
SUNNY: (spoken) Ugh! Smize, I'm crashing!
SMIZE: (spoken) Sunny!
SUNNY: (spoken) I'm sorry, Smize
SMIZE: (spoken) Sunny, come on!
SUNNY: (spoken) 3.0
SMIZE: (spoken) What?
SUNNY: (spoken)
That's how long Kissy and I were messing around.
Since 3.0. I don't even know why.
Maybe I guess I couldn't see what
I had in front of me all along.
SMIZE: (spoken)
Or maybe, we were just not as compatible as we thought.
SUNNY: (spoken)
Agh! Smize! It's not safe here. You gotta go!
SMIZE: (spoken)
Sunny!
SUNNY: (spoken)
Go!
GUARDSMAN:
What was the day I let my guard down,
forsaking progress we let the bar down
I can't watch while corruption work their finest
Dear code (Dear code!)
I beseech thee rarely
but you're the one true ju-judiciary
I pray you spare me from this (Virus)
V-v-v-v-v-v-v (Virus)
V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v
ALL:
Virus-s-s-s-s....!
Other Songs: Emojiland the Musical Lyrics
Virus Lyrics from Emojiland the Musical
Emojiland the Musical Lyrics
It's Just so Great to Be Alive
Sad on the Inside
Princess Is a Bitch
The Progress Bar
Zeros & Ones
Cross My Bones
New Crown in Town
Work Together
Stand For
Thank Me Now
Firewall Ball
Pile of Poo
Virus
A Thousand More Words
Anyway
Start Again
It's Just so Great to Be Alive (Reprise)
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