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2020 Off-Broadway
Emojiland the Musical - New Crown in Town Lyrics
PRINCE: (spoken) What's up, bitches?
PRINCESS: (spoken) What's that sound?
GUARDSMAN: (spoken) That sound?
PRINCESS: (spoken) A voice! I heard a voice!
PRINCE: (spoken) Yeah, you did!
PRINCESS: (spoken) Who said that?
PRINCE: (spoken) Me!
(sung)
Like a dream, like a fever
Like a bolt out of the blue
Make ya scream like a diva
(spoken) Hi!
PRINCESS: (spoken) Ah!
PRINCE:
There's nothing 'bout it you can do
So give me your attention, please
Genuflecting on your knee-e-es
Gimme all your peasant pleasantries
Oh-woah-chicka-ah-ooh! Better late than never
Thank the update, or whatever-ever-ever-ever-ever
'Cause there's a new face, a new grace
A new royal icon
Yes, a new head with true cred-
So, you better get your like on!
And you'll know it when you hear that trumpet sound
There's a new crown in town, yeah
PRINCESS:
No, no, no, no, no
PRINCE:
New crown in--
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Listen, you!
There is only one crown-wearing Emoji in this town!
And that Emoji is Princess.
PRINCE: (spoken)
Oh, you must be talking about the Princess of Egypt, then.
Cause the bitch is in de-Nile!
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Honey, that is not funny!
You are trespassing in moi's castle.
PRINCE: (spoken)
Au contraire, sister!
(sung)
See the throne?
PRINCESS: (spoken) No-
PRINCE: It's official
PRINCESS: (spoken) NO!
PRINCE:
I'm the new B-M-O-C. Check it out!
PRINCESS:
Hold the phone
Or sacrificial is the only thing you're gonna be
PRINCE:
No, see, you are gonna have to deal
'Cause Prince is here and Prince is real
And judging by the way I feel
Woah, I'm the most powerful Emoji
In the land--
PRINCESS: (spoken) Mmm, no, I am.
PRINCE: (spoken) No, I am!
PRINCESS: (spoken) No, I am!
PRINCE: (spoken) No, I am!
PRINCESS: No, I am
PRINCE: No, I am
PRINCESS: No, I a-a-a-a-a-am
PRINCE: Mmm, no, I a-a-am
PRINCE & PRINCESS:
No, I am (No, I am)
No, I am (No, I am)
No, I am (No, I am)
No, I am (No, I am)
No, I am (No, I am)
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
You both are! But you won't be for long.
If the next update installs a crown-wearing
Emoji more powerful than either of you.
PRINCE & PRINCESS: (spoken)
What do you mean? Jinx! Jinx again!
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
I mean that the update installed Prince.
And if Prince could be installed, so could,
I don't know, King? or Queen?
PRINCE & PRINCESS: (spoken) Un-jinx.
PRINCESS: (spoken) That cannot happen!
PRINCE: (spoken) What do we do, floating man?
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
The name is actually Man In Business Suit Levitating.
Nice to meet you, your highness.
PRINCESS: (spoken) Hey!
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Uh, your highnesses. With all due respect,
There are two crowns in town now
because Prince was installed.
And if Prince could be installed
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Yeah, yeah, we got it the first time.
PRINCE: (spoken)
What do we do, Man In Business Suit Levitating?
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
There is only one thing you can do.
PRINCE & PRINCESS: (spoken) What?
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Build a firewall-firewall-firewall.
PRINCESS: (spoken)
A firewall? Sounds hot.
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
It's an impenetrable barrier designed
to keep out unwanted data.
You could build a firewall around Emojiland
to block out all future software updates.
No updates? No new Emojis.
PRINCESS: (spoken)
But what do we tell the citizens?
Everyone loves the updates.
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Everyone also loves security.
And the firewall is the only way
to protect Emojiland from security threats.
PRINCESS: (spoken)
I like that, when can you have it done?
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
I can call Construction Worker
to begin the planning process immediately.
PRINCESS: (spoken)
Yes, yes, yes! Call Construction Worker immediately!
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Wise decision, your majesty.
PRINCE: (spoken)
This sounds like a reason to throw a great big ball!
MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING: (spoken)
Of course, an infrastructural project of this size won't be cheap.
Legal fees a-
PRINCESS: (spoken)
I don't care what it costs, Man In Business Suit Levitating.
Just get it done!
For the good of all of Emojiland, we must ensure that there is-
(sung)
Never-ever-ever-ever-ever again. A new face
PRINCE:
A new grace
PRINCESS:
A new royal icon
PRINCESS & PRINCE:
We decree it, so, so be it
This was a call to drop the mic on
And no one can stop us
'Cause no one can top us
No, there will never, ever, ever, ever be
Another new crown in town
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New Crown in Town Lyrics from Emojiland
Emojiland the Musical Lyrics
It's Just so Great to Be Alive
Sad on the Inside
Princess Is a Bitch
The Progress Bar
Zeros & Ones
Cross My Bones
New Crown in Town
Work Together
Stand For
Thank Me Now
Firewall Ball
Pile of Poo
Virus
A Thousand More Words
Anyway
Start Again
It's Just so Great to Be Alive (Reprise)
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