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2016 Broadway revival
Falsettos the Musical - Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist Lyrics
“Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist” is a song performed by Anthony Rosenthal (Jason), Christian Borle (Marvin), Stephanie J. Block (Trina), Andrew Rannells (Whizzer) from the musical FALSETTOS and is written by William Finn and James Lapine.
TRINA:
Darling, please see a psychiatrist.
He doesn't bite, and he might
Help you understand
Why you are so angry and despised
By all those guys
Who have not been, they have not been analyzed.
Yet, sweetheart, please do not get hysterical.
Reason will win the day, trust me!
Mother never lies.
No one is saying you're a sick neurotic,
But you could find some help.
Hear me out, please.
Yes, you could find some help,
He could help you realize
How confused you are!
Yes, it's very clear.
Daddy's sincere, but a schmo!
You and I must trust our emotions,
Make no commotions.
Will you go'
JASON: No!
MARVIN:
Jason, please see a psychiatrist.
He's just a psychiatrist.
I'll pay the bill until you're old.
(Marvin repeats his verse,
overlapping with the next two verses)
TRINA: (overlapping) Darling, please listen to your father.
(I can't transcribe the rest of this by ear)
JASON: (overlapping)
No, I won't go!
I will not go!
Never, never, never, never,
Never, never, never, never-
TRINA & MARVIN: What a mess this is, this family!
Experts can see this is so!
TRINA, MARVIN, and JASON:
Photographs can't capture our magic,
We're simply tragic!
TRINA and MARVIN: Will you go'
JASON: No!
TRINA and MARVIN: Jason, please see a psychiatrist! He's not-
JASON: I won't say boo!
TRINA and MARVIN: Exorbitant, and he's very smart!
JASON: If intelligence were the only criterion,
Then I wouldn't really need a psychiatrist, would I'
TRINA: No.
JASON: Would I'
MARVIN: No.
JASON: Just because you failed as parents'
TRINA: ...Get thee to a psychiatrist!
MARVIN: Ah, hey, kid, listen-
JASON: I don't need-
TRINA and MARVIN: He needs a psychiatrist!
JASON: I want-
TRINA and MARVIN: A psychiatrist!
JASON: I want to speak with Whizzer!
MARVIN: Speak with whom'
JASON: With Whizzer.
MARVIN: With Whizzer'
TRINA: With Whizzer.
JASON: With Whizzer.
MARVIN: (speaking) Oh my god.
TRINA, MARVIN, and JASON: (singing)
Whizzer! Whizzer! Whizzer! Whizzer!
JASON: Whizzer, do you think I should see a psychiatrist'
WHIZZER: I'm not sure, Jason. Jason, maybe so.
Absolutely, Jason.
JASON: ...OK, I'll go.
WHIZZER: He'll go'
JASON: I'll go.
TRINA: He'll go!
JASON: If he comes here-
MARVIN: He'll go.
ALL: He/I'll go!
Read more: Falsettos the Musical Lyrics
Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist Lyrics Falsettos
Falsettos the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Four Jews in a Room Bitching
A Tight Knit Family
Love is Blind
Thrill of First Love
Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera)
Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist
This Had Better Come to an End
I'm Breaking Down
A Marriage Proposal
Trina's Song
March of the Falsettos
The Chess Game
Making a Home
The Games I Play
Marvin Goes Crazy
I Never Wanted to Love You
Father to Son
Welcome to Falsettoland
The Year of the Child
Miracle of Judaism
The Baseball Game
A Day in Falsettoland
The Fight / Everyone Hates His Parents
What More Can I Say
Something Bad Is Happening
Holding to the Ground
Days Like This
Unlikely Lovers
Another Miracle of Judaism
You Gotta Die Sometime
Jason's Bar Mitzvah
What Would I Do?
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