A Gentleman's Guide - A Warning to the Audience Lyrics

Broadway production (2013)
A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder the Musical - A Warning to the Audience Lyrics

ENSEMBLE:
For those of you of weaker constitution
For those of you who may be faint of heart
This is a tale of revenge and retribution
So if you're smart
Before we start
You'd best depart
You'd best depart

An usher fainted in the aisle
A nun from Leicester lost her wits
You might avoid the first or second row

Blood may spill
And spines may chill
It's ghastly - still
We thought you ought to know
It's only just past eight
It's not too late
For God's sake!
For God's sake
For God's sake go!

[Thanks to Jemima for lyrics]



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A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
A Warning to the Audience
You're a D'Ysquith
I Don't Know What I'd Do
Foolish to Think
A Warning to Monty
I Don't Understand the Poor
Foolish to Think (Reprise)
Poison in My Pocket
Poor Monty
Better With a Man
Inside Out
Lady Hyacinth Abroad
The Last One You'd Expect
Why Are All the D'Ysquith's Dying
Sibella
I've Decided to Marry You
Final Warning
Poison in My Pocket (Reprise)
Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
Stop! Wait! What?!
That Horrible Woman
Finale