If Momma Was Married Lyrics

Broadway production (1959)
Gypsy the Musical - If Momma Was Married Lyrics

LOUISE:
If Momma was married
We'd live in a house
As private as private can be
Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,
A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles
And me...
If Momma was married

JUNE:
If Momma was married
I'd jump in the air
And give all my toe shoes to you
I'd get all those hair ribbons
Out of my hair
And once and for all
I'd get Momma out too...
If Momma was married

LOUISE:
Momma, get out your white dress
You've done it before

JUNE:
Without much success!

BOTH:
Momma, God speed and God bless
We're not keeping score
What's one more or less?
Oh, Momma, say yes,
And waltz down the aisle
While you may

LOUISE:
I'll gladly support you
I'll even escort you...

JUNE:
And I'll gladly give you away

BOTH:
Oh, Momma, get married today!

JUNE:
If Momma was married there wouldn't be any more
"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile!
I will do some kicks!"

LOUISE:
"I will do some tricks!"

JUNE:
Sing out, Louise!

LOUISE:
Smile, baby!
Momma, please take our advice
We aren't The Lunts

JUNE:
I'm not Fanny Brice

BOTH:
Momma, we'll buy you the rice
If only this once
You wouldn't think twice
It could be so nice
If Momma got married to stay

LOUISE:
But Momma gets married

JUNE:
And...

LOUISE:
Married

JUNE:
And...

LOUISE:
Married

BOTH:
And never gets carried away
Oh, Momma...
Oh, Momma...
Oh, Momma...
Get married today!

Gypsy the Musical If Momma Was Married Lyrics


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