Show Stoppin Number Lyrics

2018 Musical by Team Starkid
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Show Stoppin Number Lyrics


HIDGENS:
It's a... show stoppin' number
A real show stopper
A show stoppin' number, come on
Something to shock 'em
To bring them a-crawling
A big-time box office draw

With the press and the glamour
We'll kill the reviews
Spotlight on Mr Ingenue
So fill up your Tumblr
Got a show stoppin' number for you

EMMA (spoken):
Professor, please. If they find us, they will kill us!

HIDGENS:
A show stoppin' number
Is something you die for
A real catchy earwormy tune
An award-winning score
That seeps in and out of your pores
A ditty make the chorus girls swoon

It'll unify humanity
In a thundering chorus
No exits from this Broadway venue
So splash those shiny cymbals
Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you

(Dialogue)

HIDGENS (as "HENRY"):
Business calls
I'm up to my ass in shit
What is this business?
Markets are crashing
And I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it

When all I want to do
Is spend the day with Greg
And Steve, and Stu, and Mark
And Leighton, and Chad

(Dialogue)

All I want to do
Is spend that day with Steve, and-

Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home to my boys

HIDGENS:
A show stoppin' number
A real show stopper
An aria to rule them all

They'll throw us their money
At full price admission
The world will come crumblin' down
Hamilton move over
Your new competition's in town

(Dialogue)

"Henry", "Greg", "Stu"
Working boys
We're up to our ass in shit
What is this business?

Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home to my boys!

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