The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics

2018 Musical by Team Starkid
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Lyrics


MR. DAVIDSON:
The greatest stories ever told
Have a hero who must be bold
They learn a sense of right and wrong
And better learn this sense through song

CHARLOTTE: (Chorus):
Musicals tell the impossible
(Impossible...)
They evoke the philosophical, yeah

TED:
So tonight we're gonna chronicle a story so astronomical

ALL:
The last remaining story to tell

MR. DAVIDSON: (Chorus):
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean, what the fuck?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)

He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah, what the fuck?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)

BILL:
In the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Lived an awful grinch named Paul

ZOEY:
He spends his days searching the web
And not singing and dancing with us all

ALL:
Should we kill him? Should we kill him?

EMMA:
Oh, he pines after a cute little barista
Isn't that worth a show stopping fiesta, yeah?

HIDGENS:
But for some damn reason
He won't join our singing season

ALL:
What an ass, what a bitch, what a cuck!

MR. DAVIDSON: (Chorus:)
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean, what the fuck?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)

He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)

It's the end of the world, Paul
(End of the world)
If you don't sing
(If you don't sing)

ZOEY:
This is the bridge, Paul
(This is the bridge)
Where we globalize everything

HIDGENS:
And the words will come to you
We swear we will teach you

ALL:
What it means to love
What it means to obey, Paul

MR. DAVIDSON (spoken):
The apotheosis is upon us!

ALL:
Yay!

MR. DAVIDSON:
Did you hear the word?

ALL:
What's the word?
He's a-coming.
Who's a-coming?
Paul's a-coming.
Paul's a-coming?
The star of the show

TED:
Now for his headlining entrance

EMMA & CHARLOTTE:
Time to swoon at his leading man essence

HIDGENS & BILL:
His name is in the title

MR. DAVIDSON & ZOEY:
He's destined to go viral

MR. DAVIDSON:
Here he is, his name is Paul

ALL:
Enter now!

MR. DAVIDSON (spoken):
Where the fuck is he?

BILL (spoken):
I have no fucking clue

MR. DAVIDSON: (Chorus):
The guy just doesn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Yeah, yeah...
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul. You piece of shit!)

He's he guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul. You piece of shit!)

And he definitely won't like this
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul. You piece of shit!)

He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something, Paul)
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(What d'you believe in, stupid Paul?)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
(Gotta believe in something...)

ALL:
Paul, you piece of shit!

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