Heathers 101 (High School Edition) - Beautiful Lyrics

Teen Comedy
Heathers 101 (High School Edition) the Musical - Beautiful Lyrics

[VERONICA]: September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary.
I believe I'm a good person, y’know,
I think there's good in everybody but here we are:
First day of senior year!
And uh… I look around at these kids that
I've know all my life and think: what happened?

[STUDENTS]: Freak, skank, burn-out, bug-eyes, poser, moron!

[VERONICA]: We were so tiny, happy and shiny,
Playing tag and getting chased.

[STUDENTS]: Freak, skank, greaseball, inbred!

[VERONICA]: Singing and clapping, laughing and napping,
Baking cookies, eating paste.

[STUDENTS]: Redneck, stuck-up, hunchback!

[VERONICA]: Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns invading Rome


[VERONICA]: Oh!! Sorry!!

[VERONICA]: Welcome to my school,
this ain't no high school This is the thunder dome.
Hold your breath and count the days,
We're graduating soon.

[STUDENTS]: White trash

[VERONICA]: College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June.
But I know life can be beautiful. I pray for a better way.
If we changed back then, we could change again.
We could be beautiful. Just not today…


[VERONICA]: Hey, are you okay?

[HIPSTER DORK]: Get away, nerd!

[VERONICA]: Oh, okay…

[STUDENTS]: Freak, skank, airhead, loser, loser, loser!

[VERONICA]: Things will be better soon
as my letter come from Harvard,
Duke, or Brown, Wake from this coma,
Take my diploma, then I can blow this town.
Dream of ivy covered walls and smokey french cafés.

[RAM]: Watch it!!

[VERONICA]:  Fight the urge to strike strike a match
And set this dump ablaze!

[RAM]: Ooooops!

[VERONICA]: Ram Sweeney,
third year as linebacker and eighth year
of smacking lunch trays… and being a huge jackass.

[RAM]: What did you say to me, dogface?

[VERONICA]: Ah!! Nothing!!

[VERONICA]: But I know life can be beautiful.
I pray for a better way.
We were kind before, we can be kind once more,
We could be beautiful.

[VERONICA]: Ah!! Hey, Martha.

[MARTHA]: Hey!

[VERONICA]: Martha Dunstock - my best friend since diapers.
She’s got a huge heart, But around here thats not enough

[MARTHA]: We on for movie night?

[VERONICA]: Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail!

[MARTHA]: I rented “The Princess Bride”!

[VERONICA]: Ohohohoo, again?
Wait, don't you have that memorized by now?

[MARTHA]: What can I say? I'm a suckered for a happy ending.


[VERONICA]: Kurt Kelly: Quarterback.
He is the smartest guy in the football team…
which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.


[VERONICA]: HEY! Pick that up, right now!

[KURT]: I'm sorry. Are you actually talking to me?

[RAM]: My buddy Kurt asked you a question.

[VERONICA]: Yes I am.
I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend;
You're a Highschool has-been waiting to happen…
A future gas station attendant.

[KURT]: You have a zit right there.

[VERONICA]: Dear Diary! Why?

[HIPSTER DORK]: Why do they hate me?

[REPUBLICAN GIRL]:Why don't I fight back?

[KURT]: Why do I act like such a creep?


[MARTHA]: Why won't he date me?

[RAM]: Why did I hit him?

Why do I cry myself to sleep?


[STUDENTS]: Somebody hug me,
Somebody fix me, somebody save me.
Give me a sign god, give me some hope here,
Something to live for.

[STUDENTS]: Ahh, Heather, Heather, and Heather.

[VERONICA]: And then there's the Heathers:
They float above it all…

[STUDENTS]: I love Heather, Heather, and Heather.

[VERONICA]: Heather McNamara- Head cheerleader.
Her dad is LOADED, he sells engagement rings.

[STUDENTS]: I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather.

[VERONICA]: Heather Duke – Runs the yearbook.
No discernible personality but,
Her parents sent her to Europe while her nose job healed.

[STUDENTS]: I wantHeather, Heather, and Heather.

[VERONICA]: and Heather Chandler – “the almighty” -
All shall love her and despair

[STUDENTS]: I need Heather, Heather.

[VERONICA]: They're solid Teflon:
Never bothered, never harassed.
I would give anything to be like that.’

[HIPSTER DORK]: I'd like to be their boyfriend.

[STUDENTS]: That would be beautiful

[STONER CHICK]: If I sat at their table,
Guys would notice me!

[STUDENTS]: So beautiful

[MARTHA]: I'd like them to be nicer.

[STUDENTS]: That would be beautiful

[BITTER GEEK]: I’d like to kidnap a Heather
And dress her up in one of my wonder woman outfits.

[H. MCNAMARA]: Kurt Kelly was staring at me all through study hall!

[H. CHANDLER]: Ugh. Did you tell him to stop?

[H. MCNAMARA]: No! It was kinda cute,
He was like a little puppy at a butcher shop window.

[H. DUKE]: Arf!

[H. CHANDLER]: Arf? Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?

[H. DUKE]: What, I was being Kurt Kelly!

[H. CHANDLER]: Arf? Such a pillowcase.

[H. MCNAMARA]: Yeah, such.

[MS. FLEMING]: ah, Heather, Heather,
And Heather, the unholy triumvirate

[H. CHANDLER]: T-R-I-U-M-V-I-R-A-T-E, triumvirate.

[MS. FLEMING]:  Save it for your vocab quiz heather,
You’re out past the bell.
A week’s detention.

[the Heathers come up with excuses]

[MS. FLEMING]: Tough toenails.

[VERONICA]: Actually, Ms Fleming…
All four of us are out on a hall pass.
Yearbook… committee.

[MS. FLEMING]: Very well, I see you're all listed…
Hurry up and get where you're going

[H. CHANDLER]: This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?

[VERONICA]: Uh… Veronica. Sawyer. I crave a boon.

[H. CHANDLER]: What boon?

Let me sit at your table just once - no talking nes.
If people think you tolerate me
Then maybe they'll leave me alone.

[Heathers snicker]

[VERONICA]: Wait before you guys answer,
I also do absence notes, report cards,
And permission slips,

[H. DUKE]: How about prescriptions?

[H. CHANDLER]: Shut up, Heather.

[H. DUKE]: Sorry, Heather.

[H. CHANDLER]: For a greasy little nobody,
You do have good bone structure.

[H. MCNAMARA]: And a symmetrical face.
If I were to a meat cleaver down the center of your skull,
I'd have matching halves… that's very important.

[H. DUKE]:Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

[H. CHANDLER]: And you know, you know,
You know This could be beautiful Mascara,
maybe some lip gloss, and we’re on our way
Get this girl some blush And Heather I need your brush

[H. CHANDLER]: Let’s make her beautiful

[H. DUKE]: Let’s make her beautiful

[H. MCNAMARA]: Let’s make her beautiful

[H. CHANDLER]: Make her beautiful!

[H. CHANDLER]: Okay?


[KURT]: Out of my way geek!

[BITTER GEEK]: I don't want trouble -

[RAM]: You're gonna die at 3pm!

Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

[BITTER GEEK]: What'd I ever do to them?

[STUDENTS]: Who could survive this?
I can't escape this!
I think I'm dying!

[MS. FLEMING]: Who’s that with Heather?

[STUDENTS]: Whoa. Heather, Heather, Heather…

[NEW WAVE GIRL]: And... someone!

[STUDENTS]: Heather, Heather, Heather...

[GOWAN & COACH]: And a babe!

[STUDENTS]: Heather, Heather, Heather...

[MARTHA]: Veronica?!

[STUDENT]: Veronica? Veronica? Veronica?!

[VERONICA]: And ya know,
ya know, ya know
life can be beautiful.
You hope, you dream, you pray,
and you get your way!
Ask me how it feels
looking like hell on wheels...
My God, it's beautiful!
I might be beautiful
And when you're beautiful...
It's a beautiful frickin' day!

[STUDENTS]: Heather... Veronica!
Heather! Heather!
Heather... Veronica!

[ALL]: Veronica! Veronica!
Veronica! Veronica!

[Thanks to Allison for lyrics]

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