Legally Blonde the Musical - Bend and Snap Lyrics

2007 Broadway
Legally Blonde the Musical - Bend and Snap Lyrics


GIRL:
Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this but they can't

No!  All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me around all day
Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap
Feel how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin'
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No tight end can defend against the bend and snap

PAULETTE:
(spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say!

ELLE:
(spoken) And you!

(sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem

GIRL:
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem

PAULETTE:
Sorry girls that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away

ELLE:
No wait before you walk away
Just bend and snap

PAULETTE:
OW!!!!

ELLE:
Look how good you're gettin'!
Bend and snap!

GIRL:
I bet right now you sweatin'

ALL:
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
So depend on your friend
For the bend...

ELLE:
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once
He'll buy you a drink

GIRL:
Excuse me would you teach me that
I am tired of living alone with my cat

ELLE:
Sure!

GIRL:
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls
Come on Paulette!

ELLE:
You'll be fine!

GUY:
Works every time!

GIRL:
Look, do it and we'll go away

PAULETTE:
Okay!  Okay!  Okay!  Okay!

ALL:
BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP!

GUYS:
(spoken) DAMN!!!!

PAULETTE:
Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came runnin'
Like I'm

GUYS:
Kickin!

PAULLETTE:
Finger

GUYS:
Lickin'!

PAULETTE:
Like I'm frickin'

GUYS:
Wicked stunnin'!

PAULETTE:
Will you pay for stuff I buy?

GUYS:
YES!

PAULETTE:
And bake me cake and pie?

GUYS:
YES!

PAULETTE:
And hold me when I cry?

GUYS:
YES!

PAULETTE:
And I will tell you why!

GUYS:
Why?

PAULETTE:
I'm too rockin' to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block away
Watchin' how I walk away

GUYS:
Love to watch her walk away!

PAULETTE:
I bend and snap!
Now look how hot it's gettin'
Bend and snap!
I bet right now you're sweatin'

ALL:
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap

PAULETTE:
I depend on my friend

ALL:
Go Paulette!  Go Paulette!

PAULETTE:
I depend on my friend

ALL:
Go!  Go!  Go Paulette!

PAULETTE:
I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap!

ALL:
The bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap

PAULETTE:
I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!!

KYLE:
(spoken) Paulette!
Did I leave my...stylus?

ALL:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP!

PAULETTE:
(spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!

Songs From The Musical Legally Blonde the Musical Lyrics
Bend and Snap Lyrics from Legally Blonde the musical