Legally Blonde the Musical - Bend and Snap Lyrics |
2007 Broadway Legally Blonde the Musical - Bend and Snap Lyrics
The song is written by Laurence O'Keefe and Nell Benjamin.
GIRL: Look at my ass Look at my thighs I'm catnip to the guys They chase my tail They drool and pant Wanna touch this but they can't
No! All the boys want to come and play Snap my fingers and they obey Why do they follow me around all day Watch me while I walk away
I bend and snap Feel how hot it's getting Bend and snap Then when you got em sweatin' Spring the trap They cheer and clap No tight end can defend against the bend and snap
PAULETTE: (spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say!
ELLE: (spoken) And you!
(sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem
GIRL: The more you jump around and scream The sexier you seem
PAULETTE: Sorry girls that ain't how I play This wouldn't work if I tried all day I gotta go get my asthma spray Watch me while I walk away
ELLE: No wait before you walk away Just bend and snap
PAULETTE: OW!!!!
ELLE: Look how good you're gettin'! Bend and snap!
GIRL: I bet right now you sweatin'
ALL: Spring the trap They cheer and clap So depend on your friend For the bend...
ELLE: It's not the time to overthink Just try it once He'll buy you a drink
GIRL: Excuse me would you teach me that I am tired of living alone with my cat
ELLE: Sure!
GIRL: Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls Come on Paulette!
ELLE: You'll be fine!
GUY: Works every time!
GIRL: Look, do it and we'll go away
PAULETTE: Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
ALL: BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP!
GUYS: (spoken) DAMN!!!!
PAULETTE: Hey wait a second When I beckoned Look how the guys came runnin' Like I'm
GUYS: Kickin!
PAULLETTE: Finger
GUYS: Lickin'!
PAULETTE: Like I'm frickin'
GUYS: Wicked stunnin'!
PAULETTE: Will you pay for stuff I buy?
GUYS: YES!
PAULETTE: And bake me cake and pie?
GUYS: YES!
PAULETTE: And hold me when I cry?
GUYS: YES!
PAULETTE: And I will tell you why!
GUYS: Why?
PAULETTE: I'm too rockin' to lock away All the boys come to gawk away Droppin' jaws from a block away Watchin' how I walk away
GUYS: Love to watch her walk away!
PAULETTE: I bend and snap! Now look how hot it's gettin' Bend and snap! I bet right now you're sweatin'
ALL: Spring the trap They cheer and clap
PAULETTE: I depend on my friend
ALL: Go Paulette! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE: I depend on my friend
ALL: Go! Go! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE: I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap!
ALL: The bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap
PAULETTE: I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!!
KYLE: (spoken) Paulette! Did I leave my...stylus?
ALL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP!
PAULETTE: (spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!
Songs From The Musical Legally Blonde the Musical Lyrics Bend and Snap Lyrics from Legally Blonde the musical
Legally Blonde the Musical Lyrics
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