Christmas With My Dad Lyrics |
Music, lyrics and book by Eli Bolin and Mike Pettry The Last Song of Eddie Scourge - Christmas With My Dad Lyrics
Christmas is so freaking annoying The ornaments and cards are all so fake Candy canes all taste like 10 year old toothpaste And gingerbread gives me a raging stomachache The carols are so stale and relentless They carry through the air like the smell of something bad But the one thing I look forward to This time of year is spending Christmas with my Dad Spending Christmas with my Dad.
He comes in with his arms full of presents His smile is wide his hair is full of snow He pulls out his guitar and lays down a classic bar from an underrated hit from long ago And when he sings my heart flies wide open I’m happy but I guess a little sad Cause he doesn’t visit me I just watch him on TV And that’s how I spend Christmas with my dad Merry Christmas Daddy! That’s Christmas with my dad
I’ve “DVRed” his shows since I was 9 I’ve memories each song in every line When mom’s not home I turn them on and revel in the sound It’s what the house would be like if dad had stayed around I ask him ‘bout the cities that he toured He’d show how me how to play a 7th chord It sucks to know your dad from specials on TV I wish he thought I was special as his specials are to me!
Christmas is so freaking depressing Commercialism, Suicides and Snow Mom goes on defense builds just kind of dense They’re the only family that I know But tomorrow when I turn on the TV I’ll see the family that I could’ve have had It’s the one thing I look forward this time of year Spending Christmas with my dad Merry Christmas daddy
Maybe one he would be on the side of the TV Will make fun of the carolers and BURN down the tree And that’s the greatest present there could ever be Dad spending Christmas with me Won’t you be there daddy? Spend your Christmas with MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Songs from musical: The Last Song of Eddie Scourge the Musical
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