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2013 West End
The Light Princess Musical - The Solution Lyrics
Song was written by Tori Amos and Samuel Adamson.
King Darius:
Name?
Mr Flowers:
Zachary Flowers: throughbred Lagobellan.
And I have a cure, sir.
King Darius:
Premature, sir,
I want your diagnosis first.
Mr Flowers:
Poppy seeds with sage and thyme,
Don’t resist, inhale the fumes.
There-there, baby, no big crime:
You ate too many magic shrooms.
Heartbeat slows –
King Darius: I’m uneasy –
Mr Flowers: – vision blurs –
King Darius:
– he’s so sleazy –
Mr Flowers:
– speech sluuuurrrrs.
Eyelids heavy, body queasy,
Drowsy, dozy, fuzzy-wuzzy,
Down
King Darius:
Down?
Serjeant-at-Arms:
Down
All:
Down...
King Darius:
You’ve done it, man.
Why is she floating?
Servants:
Floating, floating, floating like a
Wafting ginger freak with a ginger beak.
King Darius:
Name?
Mr Crabbe:
Octavius Crabbe: thoroughbred Lagobellan –
Althea:
I’ve found the Lake that gives us life.
Mr Crabbe:
I have a cure, I can fix her.
King Darius:
How dare you?
Give me your diagnosis first.
Mr Crabbe:
Crème brûlée and lard and bread,
Doughnuts, pasta, syllabub.
Girls like you are underfed,
They need some fat, now eat your grub.
Tummy bloats –
King Darius:
I’m uneasy –
Mr Crabbe:
– breathing slows –
King Darius:
– he’s so cheesy –
Mr Crabbe:
– gout grrrroooows.
Eyelids heavy, body queasy,
Glutted, sated, chocka-blocka,
Down –
King Darius:
Down?
Serjeant-at-Arms:
Down –
All:
Down...
King Darius:
You’ve done it, sir.
Why is she floating?
Servants:
Floating, floating,
floating like a
Mutant bird-girl glitch;
she’s a puking witch.
Mr Grey:
Y-Y-Y-Y-
King Darius:
Come to the point, sir!
I just need your cure, sir!
Mr Grey:
L-love, your majesty.
King Darius:
My girl, you’ve gone too far,
Who do you think you are?
I have my own solution –
I’ll cure you, Althea.
Serjeant-at-Arms:
Did he say the dungeon?
Servants:
The dungeon.
He has his own solution,
He has his own so –
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The Light Princess Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Prologue: Once Upon a Time
My Own Land
My Fairy Story
Queen Material
Sealand Supremacy
Zephyrus Call & Levity
Althea
Scandal
The Gauntlet
Better Than Good
The Solution
Highness in the Sky
Proverbs & Let the Bells Ring & God, the Horror
No H2O
Darkest Hour
After Darkest Hour
Amphibiava
Tinkle, Drizzle, Bubble and Gush
Nothing More Than This, Part One
Part Two: Queen of the Lake
Drought
The Whistleblower
My Little Girl s Smile
Bitter Fate
The Wedding
Crash in the Universe
Tears
Coronation
Gravity & Epilogue: Once Upon A Time
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