The Lightning Thief - Killer Quest! Lyrics

2017 Off-Broadway
The Lightning Thief: Percy Jackson Musical - Killer Quest! Lyrics


"Killer Quest!" is a song performed by Chris McCarrell (Percy), Kristin Stokes (Annabeth), George Salazar (Grover), Company from The Lightning Thief: Percy Jackson Musical.

PERCY (spoken)
My mom's gone.

LUKE (spoken)
From this world. But if she's anywhere, she's in the Underworld.

PERCY (spoken)
I'll do it.

LUKE (spoken)
You will?

PERCY
Yeah, I'll do it
Not 'cause my dad needs me
He's been less a dad and more absentee
But if my mom's alive
That's where she's bound to be

I'm leaving now, I better pack
Hades took my mom, I'm taking her back

(spoken)
So what if no one's come back from the Underworld? I'll be the first

GROVER (spoken)
And I'll be the second first!

PERCY (spoken)
Grover, I can't ask you to come

GROVER
You're my best friend, dude, so don't get mad
But I suspect you'll need protecting when things get bad
And this kicking quest may be the best chance I've had
To put my past behind me

So if you haven't guessed
I'm coming on your killer quest

PERCY
So, bon voyage and fare me well

GROVER
We're gonna fight each foe, each curse, and spell

PERCY
We're gonna march straight down to the gates of hell

LUKE (spoken)
Underworld

PERCY (spoken)
Close enough

(sung)
I'm finally gonna pass a test

GROVER
We're going on a killer quest

(spoken)
Don't forget this: official Camp Half-Blood questing backpack.
It comes pre-packed with everything you need: gold drachmas, ambrosia squares, deodorant

ANNABETH (spoken)
You need me too, Seaweed Brain. If you're going to save the world,
I'm the best person to keep you from messing up

(sung)
Five long years stuck at camp
Underneath Athena's locked down clamp

Been waiting for my chance
To prove I'm champ

I've got mad battle strategy
My mom will be impressed
I'm coming on your killer quest

ALL
So blast the horns, get the flags unfurled
Past danger, slings, and arrows hurled
We're gonna march straight down to the Underworld

PERCY (spoken)
Luke, are you coming too?

LUKE (spoken)
I'm needed here, but how about something for the road?

PERCY (spoken)
Shoes, awesome... Shoes with wings, now that is awesome!
So, where is the Underworld?

LUKE (spoken)
Look for D.O.A. Records

PERCY (spoken)
It's a record company? Actually, I am not surprised

CLARISSE (spoken)
Don't get eaten by monsters

PERCY (spoken)
Monsters? Who said anything about monsters-?

CHIRON (spoken)
Have a great quest!

ALL
So we're half-bloods
Not gods but demi

GROVER
Won't go halfway, it's all not semi

ALL
It's up to us-

PERCY
So let me try my best

ALL
As we journey west
We're going on an awesome

PERCY
Dangerous and scary

ALL
Thrilling

ANNABETH
Monstrous

GROVER
And hairy

ALL
Killer
Hero's
Quest

The Lightning Thief Musical Killer Quest! lyrics


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