2019 Off-Broadway Little Shop of Horrors the Musical - Now (It's Just the Gas) Lyrics
ORIN: (spoken) Oh Seymour, this is gonna be a pleasure I'm gonna want some nitrous oxide for this one In fact, I'm gonna use my special gas mask You just relax, Seymour, I'll be with you in a moment
SEYMOUR: Now, do it now While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor The timing's ideal and the moment is super To ready and fire and blow the sick bastard away
(ORIN laughs, maniacally)
Now, do it now Just a flicker of pressure right here, Right here on the trigger And Audrey won't have to put up that pig for another day Now. For the girl. Now. For the plant Now. Yes, I will! But I can't
ORIN: (spoken) Ooooh, Seymour! I am flyin' now! Oh, the thing's we're gonna do to your mouth! Well, I guess I've had about enough of this stuff I'll just take this mask off now and-- Hey Seymour, guess what?
SEYMOUR: (spoken) What?
ORIN: (spoken) It's stuck!
SEYMOUR: (spoken) What?
ORIN: (spoken) The mask, it's stuck I can't get it off Jesus Christ, I could asphyxiate in here Ah-hahaha! Hey Seymour, give me a hand, will ya?
SEYMOUR: (spoken) Well...
ORIN: (spoken) "Well?" He says well? Seymour, I don't think you understand...
(sung) Don't be fooled if I should giggle Like a sappy, happy dope It's just the gas, it's got me high But don't let that fact deceive you Any moment I could die Though I giggle and I chortle Bear in mind I'm not immortal Why this whole thing strikes me funny I don't know 'Cause it really is a rotten way to go
SEYMOUR: What we have here is an ethical dilemma 'Less I help him get the mask removed He doesn't have a prayer True the gun as never fired But the way events transpired I could finish him with simple laisssez faire
SEYMOUR & (ORIN): What we have here is a tricky moral problem (Now!) Do I help remove the mask or let him go (Do it now!) For lack of air? Couldn't shoot him when I tried, (Help me now!) But the fates are on my side I can off the guy by staying in my chair! (Now!)
ORIN: Don't be fooled if I should chuckle Like hyenas in a zoo It's just the gas, it turns me on But don't let my mirth deceive you Any moment I'll be gone All my vital signs are failing 'Cause the oxide I'm inhaling Makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath Are you dumb or hard of hearing? Or relieved my end is nearing? Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to...
SEYMOUR: Death?
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SYNOPSIS Prologue Skid Row (Downtown) Da-Doo Grow for Me Ya Never Know Somewhere That's Green Closed for Renovation Dentist! Mushnik & Son Sudden Changes Feed Me (Git It!) Now (It's Just the Gas) Act I Finale Call Back in the Morning Suddenly Seymour Suppertime The Meek Shall Inherit Sominex/ Suppertime (Reprise) Somewhere That's Green (Reprise) Da-Doo (Reprise) Finale (Don't Feed the Plants)
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