2018 Broadway MEAN GIRLS the Musical - Meet the Plastics Lyrics
"Meet the Plastics" is a song from Mean Girls the Musical performed by Taylor Louderman (Regina), Ashley Park (Gretchen), Kate Rockwell (Karen), Barrett Wilbert Weed (Janis), Grey Henson (Damian) and Erika Henningsen (Cady).
CADY: (spoken) Woah. Who is at that table over there?
DAMIAN: (spoken) Don’t look at them, just don’t!
DAMIAN: We call those three 'The Plastics' They're shiny, fake, and hard
JANIS: They play their little mind games All around the schoolyard
DAMIAN: They might insult your clothing Or make fun of your name
JANIS: Like they mocked Jen Morecock 'Til she burst into flame
DAMIAN: (spoken) And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
JANIS: (spoken) Regina George is the queen bee She's always dressed up She always wins Spring Fling Queen We’re just drones who work for her, then die
REGINA: My name is Regina George And I am a massive deal Fear me, love me Stand and stare at me And these, these are real
I've got money and looks I am, like, drunk with power This whole school Humps my leg like a chihuahua
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen I never weigh more than one-fifteen My name is Regina George And I am a massive deal I don't care who you are I don't care how you feel
JANIS: (spoken) That’s Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody
DAMIAN: (spoken) That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets
GRETCHEN: Yes, Regina No, Regina Every waking hour I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun Then I'm a disco ball 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun If you've had alcohol
I worm your secrets out of you And bring them to my master Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
DAMIAN, JANIS: Disaster!
GRETCHEN: Regina is the queen But I'm the head of worker bees As I am seated at her right hand
DAMIAN, GRETCHEN: Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
JANIS: (spoken) That is Karen Smith: The dumbest person you will ever meet
Damian: (spoken) I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.”
KAREN: My name is Karen My hair is shiny My teeth are perfect My skirt is tiny
It barely covers My perky hiney My name is Karen I may not be smart... That's it
REGINA: Right We never really do this But how would you like to Have lunch with us this week
CADY: (spoken) Oh, it’s okay, I…
REGINA: No, no need for you to thank us There's no need to even speak
GRETCHEN: You're new and you don't know things You need good friends who can tell you what to think See you here same time tomorrow
KAREN: On Wednesdays we wear pink
REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
REGINA: Here's where you belong Here's where you belong Here's where you belong Here's where you belong
GRETCHEN: Yes, Regina No, Regina Every waking hour I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power If Regina is the sun Then I'm a disco ball 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun If you've had alcohol
KAREN: My name is Karen My hair is shiny My teeth are perfect My skirt is tiny
REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN: Wear something nice and grab a tray 'Cause we don't do this everyday Say here's where you belong Say here's where you belong
REGINA: (spoken) No, really. Say it
REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN: Say here's where you belong!
CADY: Here’s where I belong!
GRETCHEN: Come sit with us tomorrow It'll be fetch!
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