Mean Girls the musical - Meet the Plastics Lyrics

2018 Broadway
MEAN GIRLS the Musical - Meet the Plastics Lyrics

"Meet the Plastics" is a song from Mean Girls the Musical performed by Taylor Louderman (Regina), Ashley Park (Gretchen), Kate Rockwell (Karen), Barrett Wilbert Weed (Janis), Grey Henson (Damian) and Erika Henningsen (Cady).

CADY: (spoken)
Woah. Who is at that table over there?

DAMIAN: (spoken)
Don’t look at them, just don’t!

DAMIAN:
We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard

JANIS:
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

DAMIAN:
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

JANIS:
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flame

DAMIAN: (spoken)
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

JANIS: (spoken)
Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We’re just drones who work for her, then die

REGINA:
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel

JANIS: (spoken)
That’s Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody

DAMIAN: (spoken)
That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets

GRETCHEN:
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

DAMIAN, JANIS:
Disaster!

GRETCHEN:
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
As I am seated at her right hand

DAMIAN, GRETCHEN:
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

JANIS: (spoken)
That is Karen Smith:
The dumbest person you will ever meet

Damian: (spoken)
I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange.”

KAREN:
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart...
That's it

REGINA:
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

CADY: (spoken)
Oh, it’s okay, I…

REGINA:
No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak

GRETCHEN:
You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

KAREN:
On Wednesdays we wear pink

REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

REGINA:
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong

GRETCHEN:
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

KAREN:
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:
Wear something nice and grab a tray
'Cause we don't do this everyday
Say here's where you belong
Say here's where you belong

REGINA: (spoken)
No, really. Say it

REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:
Say here's where you belong!

CADY:
Here’s where I belong!

GRETCHEN:
Come sit with us tomorrow
It'll be fetch!

Mean Girls the musical Meet the Plastics lyrics