Muriel's Wedding the Musical - Meet the Heslops Lyrics

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Muriel's Wedding the Musical - Meet the Heslops Lyrics


PERRY
Wowww!

JOANIE
Wow-ow-ow

MALCOLM
What?

PERRY
Close one

JOANIE
(gasp)

MALCOLM
Hah!

PERRY
Yeah! Wowww!

JOANIE
Wow-ow-ow

MALCOLM
What?

PERRY
Good one

JOANIE
(gasp)

MALCOLM
Hah!

PERRY
Yeah!

PERRY
Wowww!

JOANIE
Wow-ow-ow

MALCOLM
What?

PERRY
Close one!

JOANIE
(gasp)

MALCOLM
Hah!

PERRY
Yeah!

MALCOLM
Wowww!

PERRY
Nice!

HESLOP KIDS
Yeahhh

PERRY
Nah

HESLOP KIDS
Yeah nah
Great shot!
What a partnership!

MALCOLM
They were nailed to the crease!

JOANIE
Now they’re fully smashing it!

HESLOP KIDS
3 more runs - 65 for none! Yes!

PERRY
Grew to the boundary!

MALCOLM
Joanie, can i have a Burger Ring?

JOANIE
Only if there's a beer for me

MALCOLM & PERRY
In the fridge, you can get it yourself!

JOANIE
Mum

BETTY
Yes?

JOANIE
Get us a beer

BETTY
Alright, my dear
We can watch the game together as a family

HESLOP KIDS
Woooowayoh!

BETTY
Yes, just like a regular family

HESLOP KIDS
Woooowayoh! Mum! We can’t see the TV properly!

BETTY
Oh, sorry

MALCOLM
Dunk needs to get another plan

PERRY
Faulkner loves a Carter ball

JOANIE
Clarkie doesn’t understand

HESLOP KIDS
He hits them all free force from four balls!

BETTY
He is the gruff professor
And she is the lonely widow
And they’re meant to be together
But will they answer when love calls?

HESLOP KIDS
Woooowayoh!

BETTY
No secrets in her family

HESLOP KIDS
Woooowayoh! Sucked in! You’re bowling crappily!
Woooowayoh! He’s out!

MALCOLM
Awww, he won’t go happily

BETTY
Anyway, I hope this story has a happy end

PERRY
Wowww!

JOANIE
Wow-ow-ow

MALCOLM
What?

PERRY
Close one!

JOANIE
(gasp)

MALCOLM
Hah!

PERRY
Yeah! Wow

JOANIE, PERRY & MALCOLM
Wow-ow-ow. Awwwwwww

JOANIE
You’re terrible Muriel



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