Nothin' Like a Dick Lyrics

StarKid Presents 2009
Me and My Dick the Musical - There Ain't Nothing Like a Dick Lyrics


OLD SNATCH:
A dick can act real sweet
A dick can bat his eyes
He can tell you you're the one
But that dick's just full of lies

A dick's, a dick's, a dick's
A dick's, a dick, it's true
But you ain't never gonna
Find the dick for you!

A dick can hit you hard

MS. COOTER:
Oooh, a dick can hit you fast
A dick can bring you love

OLD SNATCH:
But that dick can't make it last

MS. COOTER:
There's a dick for every puss
Lots of fish in the sea

OLD SNATCH:
But they sure as hell
Haven't found the dick for me!

BOTH:
There ain't nothing like a dick

MS. COOTER:
And the dick I've found's the best

BOTH:
There ain't nothing like a dick

OLD SNATCH:
They leave you itching with the rest

BOTH:
You can play with that dildo
'Till it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick!

OLD SNATCH (spoken):
Now you're getting it, Miss Cooter!
Preach, baby, preach!

MS. COOTER:
My dick's a different breed
He's got class, he's debonair
His voice is gravelly and soft
And baby, he's got quite a pair

When he talks to me
I get all hot and bothered, you see
I'm positive that he's
The only dick for me

OLD SNATCH:
Oh, that dick has got you good
He's got ya under his spell

MS. COOTER:
Well at least I have a dick
And at least I don't smell

OLD SNATCH:
You make the same mistakes
Through thin and through thick

BOTH:
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick

MS. COOTER:
I want that shaft in me today

BOTH:
There ain't nothing like a dick

OLD SNATCH:
Hey look, a baby on the way!

MS. COOTER:
Oooooh, the way he makes me feel

OLD SNATCH:
And they sure is are slicks

BOTH:
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing...
Like a dick!

OLD SNATCH (spoken):
And they'll fuck ya too!

Yeah!

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