I Have Written a Play Lyrics - On the Twentieth Century

Broadway revival (2015)
On the Twentieth Century the musical - I Have Written a Play Lyrics

CONDUCTOR
I have written a play, Mr. Jaffee.
An average conductor’s day, Mr. Jaffee.
It’s all about life on a train.
I call it "Life… On A Train".
I put it down just as it happened
Oh, the things I’ve seen
Oh the things I’ve seen.
If you put that on stage I guarantee –
Take it from me! –
It will be
A big success.
Oh yes!
A big success!

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