Silence - Are You About A Size 14? Lyrics |
Broadway 2005 Silence! the Musical - Are You About A Size 14? Lyrics
BUFFALO BILL Superficial people I don't think looks matter Some folks weigh a hundred pounds But I want someone fatter. I want a girl who'll fit me to a T -- A woman who'll look good on me.
Say, Are you about a size 14? Are you about a size fourteen? In order to get victims You've gotta lie and trick 'em So I put my arm inside a sling.
I got her in my sights She's appropriately fat I'll wait for her to notice me I hope she fed her cat! She's perfect, yes, but one more thing Remains yet to be seen: Is she about a size 14?
She'll see me with this couch I'll get her in the van I'll punch her in the face And drive away And that's the plan. I'll cut off all her skin And wear it like a dress I'll dump her in the ocean Let the cops clean up the mess.
Are you about a size fourteen? Are you about a size 14? If you want to find the one You need a girl who weighs a ton And she's also gotta be naive.
I'll keep her in a well They'll never ever find her I'll tuck my dick between my legs You'll think it's a vagina. I'll look just like a girl By golly, I'll have fun But for now be quiet -- Shhh! Don't make a sound here 'cause she comes.
CATHERINE Can I give you a hand with that? You look a little handicapped.
BILL She's coming towards the van I'll ask her to get in. I'll check her tag and if she fits I'll cut off all her skin.
Are you about a size 14? Are you about a size fourteen? My hobbies include sewing If you like me let's get going And I'll put you in a hole where you can scream!
I betcha she's a size fourteen I'm lookin' for a size 14 She brought this on herself Because she offered me her help And she's an idiot for trusting me.
Are you about a size fourteeeeeeeeeeeen?
His plan was worth the wait He's got her in his truck She took the bait and now she's out of luck.
[Thanks to Fred for lyrics]
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