If I Could Smell Her Cunt Lyrics

Broadway 2005
Silence! the Musical - If I Could Smell Her Cunt Lyrics

LECTER (spoken)
Now.
What did Miggs say to you?
Multiple Miggs in the next cell, he
Hissed at you.
What did he say?

CLARICE
He said,
'I can smell your cunt.'

LECTER
I see. I myself cannot.

(sung)
If I could smell her cunt
She'd help me taste humanity again
And if I promise not to eat her
Then perhaps she'd even be my friend
If I could smell her cunt
If I could smell her cunt.

If I could undo who I am
I'd snap my fingers: brand new man!
I want to smell her bearded clam
I almost can!
Trapped behind this pane of glass
A man who reeks of taste of class
I'm sitting on my bony ass
And now this wo-man:

I'd like to tell her I don't care
But something in her eyes...
I'd like to tell her life's not fair
The smell between her thighs.

Lonely lonely lunatic
I want to know what makes her tick
If only she would let me pick
Her pretty brain.
I want a new relationship
The kind that challenges my wit
The kind that doesn't leave behind
A bloody stain...

If I could smell her cunt
She'd help me find
The man I used to be
And if I promise not to serve her as an entree
She'd be friends with me
If I could smell her cunt
If I could smell her cunt.

If I could help her solve this case
Perhaps they'd let me leave this place
For one that has a bit more space
I want to see a tree!
Lonely lonely lunatic
I'm charming but I'm also sick
I need an audience for my schtick
Perhaps it could be she!

If I could do it all again
I wouldn't harm a fly
Erase the gruesome things I've done
And smell her cherry pie.

If I could smell her cunt
If she would grant my simple little wish
I could reclaim my grasp on sanity
I bet she smells like tuna fish
If I could smell her cunt
If I could smell her cunt.

Am I crazy? I can't tell
Eight years rotting in this cell
Feels a lot like I'm in hell
If only I could smell her cunt
If I could smell her cunt.

[Thanks to Fred for lyrics]

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