They Don't Make Glass Slippers
A New Musical
Soho Cinders - They Don't Make Glass Slippers Lyrics


(Performs - Robbie)

Once upon a time
There was just a little boy
And he thought the whole world was his
Wasn't very old when he came to find out
That that's not how it is

They don't make glass slippers
It's no great surprise
If they make glass slippers
They don't have my size

Happy ever afters
Always turn out wrong
No fairy godmother pops up
To help things along

They don't make glass slippers
Pretty as they seem
Trouble is glass slippers
Shatter like a dream
Why don't handsome princes
Practice what they preach
Magical kingdoms are always
Just out of my reach

Once upon a time
There was just a little boy
And he thought the whole world was his
Wasn't very old when he came to find out
That that's not how it is

Once upon a time
There was just a little boy
And he thought the whole world was his
Wasn't very old when he came to find out
That that's not how it is

They don't make glass slippers
It's no great surprise
If they make glass slippers
They don't have my size

Happy ever afters
Always turn out wrong
No fairy godmother pops up
To help things along

No fairy godmother pops up
To help things along

[Thanks to Jemima for lyrics]

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