Fearless Lyrics - Songs for a More Funnier World

Off-Broadway Musical
Songs for a More Funnier World - Fearless Lyrics

"Fearless" by Stuart McMeans

I'm swiping
I'm joined the swiping
And he goes to the left.
Tim is into... Majong.
Bob looks like... Peter Pan?
Ok, maybe he's the next one
Hey there Mister Right-swipe man... (nope)
I don't expect much,
I'm realistic.
All that I want,
All that I need...

I want a man like Sully Sullenberger.
I want a man who can land a plan
In the middle of the Hudson
I want a man who saves a crippled jet,
And barely break a sweat as it glides down
I want a man, a man who is fearless.
I want a man like the guy played by James Franco.
I want a man who cuts off him arm when
It's flattened by a boul der
I want a man who survives by drinking pee.
Who be comes an-amputee then films it all
I want a man, a man who is fearless.
I want a man who is bold like M. Night
Shyamalan still trying to make films.
I want a man who is brave
Like that Scottish guy in Brave-heart
Not Mel Gibson he's an asshole.

I want a man like Liberace.
I want a man who wears gold lame
At a sequined grand piano
I want a man who doesn't care what people say
I'd prefer he wasn't gay
But oh I truly want a man who is fearless
A man who is fearless
A man who's not like any other man
I've known