Spies Are Forever the musical - Pay Attention! Lyrics

A New Comedy Musical (2016)
Spies Are Forever the Musical - Pay Attention! Lyrics

Barb: Please, do try and pay attention Mega!
I've slaved away all night and day preparing this presentation
To do the deed I think you'll need these cutting-edge creations
So, please pay attention for these inventions might mean your salvation
I'll guide you through

Curt: Hey, what's this do?

Barb: I need a vacation.
First on the list is a clever twist on a watch, but made greater
With the flick of the wrist, you get the gist, this watch becomes a laser.
And look my dear, with this pen here --- see anything out of place?

Curt: No

Barb: Well, press this here and pull this here; it sprays acid in your face!

Curt: Cooool!

Barb: Careful, Mega.
And I think you could use these pair of shoes that just might save your life
Just click your heels and you'll reveal

Curt: Aahh!

Barb: A knife!
And what you need-o to succeed-o is this new tuxedo

Curt: No!

Barb: It's water-proof; it's fire-proof; it even improves libido!

Curt: Really?!

Barb: Nooo!

[Chorus]
I do what I do so you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world, who do you think will be saving you? Who-ooh?
Oh, you think I'm crazy, but based on what I see,
You must pay attention ---  attention to MEEEEEEEEE!

Barb: Next we have a product that demands all of your focus
This stick of gum, when chewed, becomes a dangerous explosive
Or what passes as some glasses also takes a picture
Or what passes as a flask is actually holding liquor!

Curt: I'm off it.

Barb: Here we have a simple thing

Curt: How do you work this part?

Barb: So it's a ring; release the spring, PEW! poison da-hart!
This hearing aid

Curt: What did you say?

Barb: With this, you'll hear better. Just listen and you'll know it when

Curt: What? I'm paying attention! *gets buzzed*

Barb: Yes! It's a lie detector!

[Chorus]
Barb & Scientists: We do what we do so you can do what you do
and while you're saving the world who do you think will be saving you? Who-ooh?
We won't make a big fuss, but you know you need us,
So please pay attention --- attention to us!

*DANCE/INSTRUMENTAL BREAK*

Barb: Go on then, Mega. Choose something!

Curt: What's that cane?

Barb: It's actually a gun.

Curt: And that umbrella?

Barb: As a matter of fact, a gun!

Curt: Candle stick!

Barb: It's a gun!

Curt: Coffee cup!

Barb: It's a gun!

Curt: Apple?

Barb:  Gun!

Curt: Paper clip

Barb: Gun!

Curt: Razor and shaving cream. I know what it is, it's a gun!!

Barb: No, Daniel Boone! It's to shave that awful beard! You look homeless.

Curt: Hey, THIS is a GREAT beard!....right?

Barb & Scientists: We do what we do so you can do what you do

Barb: and while you're saving the world
Scientists: (saving the world, saving the world)

Barb & Scientists: who do you think will be SHAVING you?

Barb: While you're saving the world

Barb & Scientists: We'll be saving (you-ooh) --- Please pay attention, attention --- we'll be saving you!

[Thanks to Lea L. for lyrics]
[Thanks to Lea for corrections]

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