I'm Not a Loser Lyrics - Spongebob Squarepants the Musical

Broadway 2017
The SpongeBob SquarePants Musical - I'm Not a Loser Lyrics

"I'm Not a Loser" is a song performed by Gavin Lee (Squidward) and Sea Anemones from SpongeBob SquarePants the musical.

SQUIDWARD
I’m not a loser.
I don’t secretly hate myself.
I’m not singing this to no one,
It’s not the case that no one cares.
I’m not a failure.
I don’t not have talent.
When others see me they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.

"Now hold on, that’s a triple negative, you can’t NOT see nobody.
‘Cause I’m nobody, which can’t not be seen.  Let me start over."

My life’s not empty.
They don’t not like me at all.
I don’t not leave the house,
‘Cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home.
I don’t stink.
I’m not a waste.
I’m not all alone in thinking,
That I am not all alone.

"Maybe I am a loser."

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
Hey Squidward!

SQUIDWARD
"Um…"

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You’re not delirious with despair,
And you’re not calling true things false!
Hey Squidward!
SQUIDWARD
Oh this is weird!

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You’re not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!

SQUIDWARD
"I’m not!?"

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You’re not a loser.
You don’t secretly hate yourself.
You’re not singing this to no one,
It’s not the case that no one cares.
You’re not a failure.
You don’t not have talent.
When others see you they can’t see the nobody that isn’t there.

SQUIDWARD
I’m not a loser!
(You’re not a loser)
They don’t not like me at all!
I don’t not leave the house,
‘cause I don’t not prefer to stay at home!
(ohhh stay at home)
I don’t stink!
(ohhh you don’t stink)
I’m not a waste!
(You’re not a waste)
I’m not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone!

"Clarinet solo!"

(Instrumental/Tap dance break)

SQUIDWARD
I’m not a loser!
They don’t not like me at all!
Oh I don’t not leave the house,
(Leave the house)
‘Cause I don’t not, prefer to stay at home!
(Not prefer to stay at home)

SEA ANEMONE
Yeah yeah yeah stay home stay stay stay st-

SQUIDWARD
I don’t stink.
I’m not a waste.
I’m not all alone in thinking,
That I’m not, not, not, all alone!

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You are not alone!
You are not alone!
You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not,
Ooooh you are not, not, not, alone!

[Thanks to Jon for lyrics]

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