2016 An American Parody of the Broadway show Hamilton Spamilton the Musical - Lin-Manuel As Hamilton Lyrics
LESLIE ODOM JR.: How does a whippersnapper Student of rap and a Latin Trapped in the middle of a Manhattan flat Win Broadway accolades While other writers kiss the corporate dollar Grow up to be a hip hop opera scholar?
DAVEED DIGGS: This blue collar shining beacon Peurto Rican Got a lot farther By being a lot smarter By stretching rhymes harder By being a trend starter By fourteen, they placed him in a school with a music charter
LESLIE ODOM JR.: And everyday while shows were being slaughtered on Broadway They played, he stayed away He struggled, but in an odd way Inside, he was longing to build a better Broadway The brother was ready to cut clean in the Sweeney Todd way
OKEIRIETE ONADOWAN: His first hurricane came and In The Heights the name Our man wrote his future hit sittin' on a train Put a pencil to his temple and stuck it into his brain And he wrote his first refrain while hollerin’ out in pain
LESLIE ODOM JR.: Well, the word got around they said “This kid is insane, man!” On closer inspection he's a salsa hip hop main man Broadway's been less crappy since the happy day you came And the world’s gonna know your name What's your game man?
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA: Lin-Manuel as Hamilton That's me I'm Lin-Manuel as Hamilton And there's a million songs I haven't trashed But just you wait Just you wait
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: When he was ten he saw Camelot it was hot But led in ten years later saw Spamelot And where Broadway was heading Half dead with a campus so thick it looked sick
EVERYONE: He swore he would fix it but he wasn't so quick
OKIERIETE ONADOWAN: He saw Little Mermaid it made him Think of suicide Disney was nothing but goo inside He felt blue inside A voice saying “You gotta rap for yourself” He started snapping and rapping Every record on the shelf
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: He started taping and making mixes quite astute After he read a book of great repute about the constitution
DAVEED DIGGS: Started working Perking A hip hop mixtape He mixed up history and himself and now he can't escape
LESLIE ODOM JR.: It’s a half history book, half Aragon buy on Now, he’s the future he's a theatre icon He’s half Hamilton, half can of cold spam
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: But in New York he can be a real ham
EVERYONE & LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA: In New York you can Be a real ham Just you wait... Or you can be a Can of cold spam Just you wait...
LESLIE ODOM JR.: It's your choice, Hamilton Hamlet or ham?
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY & MEN In New York. New York
[LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA: Just you wait!
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Lin-Manuel as Hamilton
MEN: ‘Tis a ham in Spamilton
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Fame is waiting in the wings for you
EVERYONE: You may have left town You must have needed some downtime You left the show as Hamilton
LESLIE ODOM JR.: You left the show as Hamilton
EVERYONE: But Spamilton clings to you Will they know we misquote your name? Will they know we rewrote your fame? Your score will never be the same oh
LESLIE ODOM JR.: The tiny doll we got from props is coming, can you spot him? Forgive the flimsy plastic boat, our budget's at the bottom
OKIERIETE ONADOWAN: The Barbie Lin-Manuel just fell!
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Thank god somebody caught him!
DAVEED DIGGS: Me? I save his ass
RENÉE ELISE GOLDSBERRY: Me? I give him sass
OKIERIETE ONADOWAN: Me? I'm full of gas
LESLIE ODOM JR.: Me? I’m the damn fool who slays him
LIN-MANUEL AS HAMILTON: Me? I'm the damn fool who plays him!
EVERYONE: And there's a dozen songs we haven't trashed But just you wait!
LESLIE ODOM JR.: Who we spoofin', man?
EVERYONE: Lin-Manuel as Hamilton!
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