Book of No More Mormons Lyrics

2016 An American Parody of the Broadway show Hamilton
Spamilton the Musical - Book of No More Mormons Lyrics

LIN-MANUEL:
How does a hyper writer, overachiever, New Yorker
Cast all the actors in his multi-layered,
Multi-ethnic Broadway show without ever casting
Winsome whiny hackers[?], dried-up saltine crackers
And get some multiracial ringers
Instead of Mormon singers

MORMON #1:
Hello
My name is last year's hit
Although we used to pack 'em in, we're in the half-price booth

MORMON #2:
Hello
My show's devoid of wit
We used to be the hottest show when we attracted youth

MORMONS:
Goodbye

MORMON #1:
And please don't thumb your nose,
But since you opened Hamilton, we have to close

MORMON #2:
You simply won't believe how much

MORMON #1:
This show won't change your life

MORMON #2:
This show won't change your life

MORMON #1:
This show can't change your life

MORMON #2:
This show can't change your life

MORMON #1:
This show will suck your life

MORMON #2:
This show eats up your life

MORMON #1:
This show eats up your life

MORMON #2:
This show will suck your life

MORMONS:
And you can't take your wife
The book of no more Mormons

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