Straight Guy's Winter's Prom Lyrics

2016 An American Parody of the Broadway show Hamilton
Spamilton the Musical - Straight Guy's Winter's Prom Lyrics

LESLIE ODOM:
How does a whippersnapper, student of rap go on and on
Grow and get to tap into a phenomenon
Watch these obnoxious, arrogant, loud-mouthed tomcats
Get carried away when they walk into a prom that's
Full of pretty

ALL:
Ladies

LESLIE ODOM:
There are so many to deflower

ALL:
Ladies

DAVEED DIGGS:
Did we crash a baby shower?

ALL:
Ladies

LESLIE ODOM:
These guys are mostly straight
Martha Washington named her feral tomcats after 'em

OKE:
Brap brap
Watch out for gay British forces in their corsets
Of course, intercourse is fun on top of four sets of horses

LIN-MANUEL:
What?

ALL:
We love the ladies!

RENEE ELISE:
A message from a queen

ALL:
A message from a queen
A message from a queen

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