2019 West End The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3/4 the Musical - Another Year Lyrics
MR LUCAS: (spoken) Ten
MISS ELF: (spoken) Nine
GRANDMA: (spoken) Eight
GEORGE MOLE: (spoken) Seven
PAULINE MOLE: (spoken) Six
DOG: (spoken) Bark!
BERT: (spoken) Four
PANDORA: (spoken) Three
NIGEL: (spoken) Two
ADRIAN MOLE: (spoken) One
ENSEMBLE: (spoken) Happy new year!
ADRIAN: (spoken) January 1st 1981: I feel absolutely rotten, after hearing The disgusting noises coming from Downstairs last night, I've decided my first new Years revolution is:
Never drink alcohol
(sung) Every year is just the same A big disaster And they're always vomiting upstairs Every year they cause a fuss Getting drunker faster But it's not like anybody cares And no
They never stop complaining
And no
I always get the blame
And so
Yet again it's up to me to do every chore That's what I'm here for So we can make it through Another year
(spoken) Resolution number two: Help the poor and ignorant Starting with my parents
PAULINE MOLE: Every year the same mistake
GEORGE MOLE: Every year a saga
PAULINE: And we always end up sick in bed
GEORGE: (spoken) I'm dead!
PAULINE: Don't know what I drank last night
GEORGE: Ten pints of lager
PAULINE: Can I get some water?
GEORGE: (spoken) Oh, my head!
PAULINE: Oh god I think that I was singing
GEORGE: Oh god I think I kicked the dog
BOTH: It's hard! we never seem to learn
GEORGE: But we'll battle through
PAULINE: Like we always do
BOTH: And we'll try and make it through another year
ADRIAN: But this year could be different Yes This year things could change My spots will disappear And I'll grow tall, six-foot at least!
And I might get a girlfriend I'm thirteen and three quarters But I'm stuck Just my luck And I'm slowly going mad
MR LUCAS: (spoken) Cooey!
ADRIAN: (spoken) Resolution number three: Be kind to the neighbours Hello Mr Lucas!
MR LUCAS: (spoken) Hello, where's my little sunbeam?
(sung) Oh, how are you feeling today? I heard that you weren't feeling well Oh, Pauline, I hope you feel better
PAULINE: I feel so much better!
GEORGE: I think that these flowers were meant for your wife! Get out of our kitchen And out of our lives
GRANDMA: (spoken) George! Adrian!
ADRIAN: (spoken) Hiya, grandma!
GRANDMA: (spoken) Honestly, would you look at the state of this house
(sung) Every year the same old mess Oh it's so demeaning Look at all these empty cans of beer! Do they leave it all to you? To do the cleaning? Or do they think that this will all disappear? Get down! You can't be that hungover Get down! You idle little sods This town is going to the dogs Because of folk like you
PAULINE: What's your mother doing here?
GRANDMA: Still in bed at two!
GEORGE: Coming round to interfere
GRANDMA: Why's there rubbish everywhere
GRANDMA, PAULINE, GEORGE: I don't know how I'll get through another year
ADRIAN: Help me Save me How do I escape? life just isn't fair
GRANDMA, PAULINE, GEORGE: Another year
ADRIAN: Blameless, shameless and they're out of shape They don't even care
GRANDMA, PAULINE, GEORGE: Another year
ADRIAN: Shouting fighting Every year it's worse Why can't they just stop
GRANDMA, PAULINE, GEORGE: Another year
ENSEMBLE: Where's the love and caring That there ought to be In this family
ADRIAN: Trying to get through another year
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