The Who's Tommy - Tommy's Holiday Camp Lyrics

1993 Broadway
The Who's Tommy the Musical - Tommy's Holiday Camp Lyrics


(Uncle Ernie stands with a megaphone on a bridge made of videos
and shamelessly works the crowd.)

UNCLE ERNIE: (spoken)
Hello there darlings!
I'm Tommy's Uncle Ernie,
And I welcome you to Tommy's Holiday Camp!
The camp with a difference!
Never mind the weather!
When you come to Tommy's, the holiday's forever!
Get your Tommy T-shirts and your stickers
And your Tommy mirrors to smash!
Don't rush...keep steady!
Have your money ready!
Buy your way to heaven.
That comes to one pound seven.
Bless you love.
Buy your shades and ear plugs here!
Keep in line. I've got a huge ...supply.
Get your Tommy record.
You can really hear him talk!
Tommy pics and badges..
Half a nicker for the cork.

(spoken) Watch this then.
(He does a little dance while showing videos of Tommy merchandise)

UNCLE ERNIE:
The camp with a difference!
Never mind the weather!
When you come to Tommy's, the holiday's forever!

(spoken)
This is your chance! Tommy's Holiday Camp is coming to your town.
At eight tonight - Tommy, live on-stage! You lucky people!

(Tommy appears on video screens as guards threatenly escort
a somewhat sheepish Uncle Ernie from the stage
as Cousin Kevin watches approvingly.
He stays as we are introduced to the Simpson household)

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