Addams Family the Musucal - What If? Lyrics

Broadway Musical Lyrics
Addams Family - What If? Lyrics

PUGSLEY:
What if she never totures me anymore?
How would I manage?
What if she never nails my tongue
To the bathroom floor?
What if she walks away
Leaving me a-ok,
Hiding each power tool
Why would she be so cruel?

I could stab my arm myself
Could rip my tonsils out
Could set my hair aflame
I could spray my eyes with mace
But face the fact, without her,
It wouldn't be the same...

PUGSLEY (Spoken):
Grandma- what if there was this girl who met this person
and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples.
What would you give her?

GRANDMA (Spoken):
Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her

PUGSLEY (Spoken):
But what if she doesn't get rid of him?
What if all the good time are already behind me?

GRANDMA (Spoken):
That's life, kid. You lose the thing love.

PUGSLEY:
Wednesday will drink and then
She'll be herself again
Lucas will leave her be
So she can torture me
Just like the way she did
'Til then I'm just a strange, fat kid


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What If? Lyrics from Addams Family Musical

Addams Family the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
When you're an Addams
Pulled
Where Did We Go Wrong
One Normal Night
Morticia
What If?
Full Disclosure
Waiting
Full Disclosure (reprise)
Just Around the Corner
Happy / Sad
Crazier Than You
The Moon and Me
Let's Not Talk About Anything Else But Love
In The Arms
Live Before We Die
Move Toward The Darkness