Broadway production 2016 American Psycho the Musical - You Are What You Wear Lyrics
(Music and Lyrics by Duncan Sheik)
EVELYN: This is a big birthday for Patrick, Courtney, So thank you for helping me co-host.
COURTNEY: Anything for you, Evelyn. You look to die for.
EVELYN: Thank you, Courtney. I want blackened charred, Mahi mahi. Works so well With Isaac Mizrahi.
COURTNEY: I'll have soda, And crème de menthe. Tastes so good With Oscar de Laurenta.
EVELYN: The ginger mango soy black bass Compliments the beige Bill Blass I will not touch A drop of red wine
BOTH: Don't wanna ruin the Calvin Klein.
Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alaia, or Norma Kamali Should I rock The Betsey Johnson Or stick with classic Comme des Garçons No Parachute Or Fiorucci I'm with Prada I'm with Gucci When one goes shopping It's best to take care As some of us know You are what you wear.
EVELYN: I will try on These Maud Frizon
COURTNEY: I think I'll go To Ferragamo
EVELYN: I don't know if I'm such a fan Of your purple suede Charles Jourdan.
BOTH: But let's be clear, There's nothing ironic About our love of Manolo Blahnik. No, there's nothing Remotely ironic About our love of Manolo Blahnik.
Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alaia, or Norma Kamali Should I rock The Betsey Johnson Or stick with classic Comme des Garçon In a certain kind of neighborhood You might get away with Vivienne Westwood But by Von Furstenberg we swear It's a wrap You are what you wear.
EVELYN: Hello?
JEAN: Hi, Evelyn? I have Patrick for you.
EVELYN: Patrick, are you getting excited, birthday boy? Now, listen, your brother and mother are already here - she won't take off her sunglasses, she refuses to say anything - I'm worried she hates me, Patrick.
PATRICK BATEMAN: No, she doesn't, she's just heavily medicated. Listen, can we add Paul Owen to the mix?
EVELYN: What? Add who?
PATRICK BATEMAN: Paul. Owen. Read my lips: it's for work.
EVELYN: No, you are not screwing up my dinner party with your latest neurotic obsession.
PATRICK BATEMAN: He's coming, Evelyn! I invited him, it's my birthday dinner.
EVELYN: I will not have an odd number at my table, Patrick! This isn't Brooklyn!
PATRICK BATEMAN: Well, invite someone else. Can't Courtney bring Luis?
COURTNEY: Luis is flying back from Phoenix tonight.
EVELYN: Luis is unavailable.
PATRICK BATEMAN: Fuck sake, Evelyn, it doesn't matter. I'll bring Jean. Jean, are you still on the line?
JEAN: I am.
PATRICK BATEMAN: So, do you have plans tonight?
JEAN: No, nothing I couldn't change, but Patrick, look, I -
PATRICK BATEMAN: Perfect, then you'll come to Evelyn's.
JEAN: What do I wear?
PATRICK BATEMAN: What you have on is... Acceptable.
JEAN: What am I supposed to do?
PATRICK BATEMAN: Simple recon, Jean. Find out how a douchebag like Paul Owen managed to score the Fischer account.
CHORUS: Chanel, Gaultier, or Giorgio Armani Moschino, Alaia, or Norma Kamali Should I rock The Betsey Johnson Or stick with classic Comme des Garçons No Parachute Or Fiorucci I'm with Prada I'm with Gucci Missoni, Versace, Which one is best? The guys just buzz, Do I look underdressed?
[Thanks to Terri for lyrics] [Thanks to Connor Riley for corrections]
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