A New Brain - Poor Unsuccessful And Fat Lyrics |
1998 Off-Broadway musical by William Finn A New Brain the Musical - Poor Unsuccessful And Fat Lyrics
Song from "A New Brain the Musical" is titled "Poor Unsuccessful And Fat" and is written by William Finn.
RICHARD Time for your sponge bath
GORDON Aw, must I?
RICHARD Honey, I don’t wanna be here either
Poor Unsuccessful and Fat Who would’ve thought I would end like that? Surely, in no time, you’ll be back to normal In your evening formal I’ll be Poor Unsuccessful Poor Unsuccessful and Fat And getting older
GORDON All right, come on
RICHARD Hello Plus, have you noticed I sweat?
GORDON Hello
RICHARD I have a list of things I regret Don’t tell this story to little children Cause it’s gonna scare them How I’m Poor Unsuccessful Poor Unsuccessful and Fat
And getting older, getting greyer Stop me if you’ve heard this before Cause if you’ve heard this before Hell it’s just more of the same
GORDON Well
RICHARD Help me I’m a player Who’ll never make it, I won’t make, I won’t make it
GORDON NO NO NO NO NO NO
RICHARD Once I was practically thin
GORDON OH….
RICHARD Now I can eat like I’m Rin Tin Tin Soon you’ll be back home A success in training I’ll be here complaining That I’m Poor Unsuccessful Poor Unsuccessful and Faaaaattttt And getting older
GORDON I am not successful I am not so damn successful
RICHARD I’m getting older
GORDON I am not successful I am not so damn successful
RICHARD I’m getting older
MR. BUNGEE You’re not successful
GORDON I am not successful
MR. BUNGEE You’re too old to be a failure
GORDON I’m too old to be a failure
MR. BUNGEE Your futures looking cloudy
GORDON My future’s looking cloudy
MR. BUNGEE Your sister is a whore
GORDON My sister’s a receptionist!
MR. BUNGEE Bet your tush you’re unsuccessful Don’t mean to make this more stressful than it’s already become But you’re Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb and Untalented Poor Unsuccessful and Dumb and Untalented Almost psychotically grim and untalented That’s what we say about him he’s untalented
GORDON Help
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SYNOPSIS Frogs Have So Much Spring ('The Spring Song') Calamari 911 Emergency/ I Have So Many Songs Heart And Music Trouble In His Brain Mother's Gonna Make Things Fine Sailing Family History Gordo's Law Of Genetics And They're Off Just Go Poor Unsuccessful And Fat Sitting Becalmed In The Lee Of Cuttyhunk An Invitation To Sleep In My Arms Change Yes In The Middle Of The Room Throw It Out A Really Lousy Day In The Universe Brain Dead Whenever I Dream Eating Myself Up Alive The Music Still Plays On Don't Give In Sailing (Reprise) The Homeless Lady's Revenge Time Time And Music I Feel So Much Spring
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