A New Brain - Gordo's Law Of Genetics Lyrics

1998 Off-Broadway musical by William Finn
A New Brain the Musical - Gordo's Law Of Genetics Lyrics

Song from "A New Brain the Musical" is titled "Gordo's Law Of Genetics" and is written by William Finn.

Doctor: The bad trait,
Will always predominate.
Bad trait is certain to win.
The bad trait will always predominate.

All: That is the law of genetics.

Doctor: According to Schwinn!

Women: Smart or Dumb.

Men: The dumb will predominate.

Women: Fat or thin.

Men: The fat will predominate.

Women: Lazy or not lazy.

Men: The lazy will predominate.

All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.

Doctor: The bad trait

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.

Doctor: Bad trait

Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.

Doctor: The bad trait.

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate

All: That is the law
of genetics according to Schwinn!


Rhoda: Why is the smart son,
always the gay son?

All: Schwinn’s second law of genetics.

Women: Smart or Dumb.

Men: The dumb will predominate.

Women: Fat or thin.

Men: The fat will predominate.

Women: Lazy or not lazy.

Men: The lazy will predominate.

All: We have (we have) lousy esthetics.

Homeless Lady: Say your father has a stomach.
You are sure to get that stomach.

Women: It's a simple fact of science.

Homless Lady and Doctor:
Don't rely on self reliance.
You are sure to get that stomach so eat eat eat!

Doctor: Because, the bad trait

Doctor and Women: Will always predominate.

Doctor: Bad trait

Doctor and Women: Is certain to win.

Doctor : The bad trait.

Men: Will always predominate

All: That Is the law of genetics.
That is the law of genetics according to
That is the law of genetics according to

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G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo G-g-g-g-gordo
G-g-g-g-gordo Schwinn!

Ohhhh Gordo's Law of Genetics!!!!

A New Brain the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Frogs Have So Much Spring ('The Spring Song')
Calamari
911 Emergency/ I Have So Many Songs
Heart And Music
Trouble In His Brain
Mother's Gonna Make Things Fine
Sailing
Family History
Gordo's Law Of Genetics
And They're Off
Just Go
Poor Unsuccessful And Fat
Sitting Becalmed In The Lee Of Cuttyhunk
An Invitation To Sleep In My Arms
Change
Yes
In The Middle Of The Room
Throw It Out
A Really Lousy Day In The Universe
Brain Dead
Whenever I Dream
Eating Myself Up Alive
The Music Still Plays On
Don't Give In
Sailing (Reprise)
The Homeless Lady's Revenge
Time
Time And Music
I Feel So Much Spring