2015 A New Musical (with composer/lyricist Joe Iconis) Be More Chill the Musical - Be More Chill Pt 1 Lyrics
"Be More Chill, Pt. 1" is a song from Be More Chill performed by Eric William Morris (Squip), Will Connolly (Jeremy), Ensemble.
THE SQUIP: Take your hands out of your pockets Arch your back, puff out your chest Add some swagger to your gate or You'll look like a masturbator Fix your posture, then the rest
JEREMY: But I AM a masturbator--
THE SQUIP: We'll fix that
All your nerdiness is ugly
JEREMY: Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--
THE SQUIP: All your stammering's a chore
JEREMY: Wh-wh-what?
THE SQUIP: Your tics and fidgets are persistent And your charm is non-existent Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Buh
JEREMY: Wha?
THE SQUIP: Buh
JEREMY: Wha?
THE SQUIP: No
JEREMY: Aah!
THE SQUIP: Stop
Oh, everything about you is so terrible Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
JEREMY: Jesus Christ...
THE SQUIP: So don't freak out And don't resist And have no doubt If I assist You will Be more chill
First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
JEREMY: What's wrong with my shirt--
THE SQUIP: It's better if you just comply My job's to color your aesthetic And make you seem much less pathetic Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
JEREMY: How are you with math homework?
THE SQUIP: I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math. Oh, everything about you is so terrible
PEOPLE IN THE MALL: Everything about you sucks! Everything about you sucks!
THE SQUIP: Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
PEOPLE IN THE MALL: Everything about you sucks! Everything about you sucks!
THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL: All the people in the mall Think you're such a slob
PEOPLE IN THE MALL: You're a slob! Terrible! Such a slob!
THE SQUIP: And boy, can I see why!
Now you try picking out a shirt. That's a girl's shirt.
JEREMY: Sorry...
CHLOE: ...Jerry?
JEREMY: Jeremy.
CHLOE: You shop here?
JEREMY: Oh, yeah all the time--
THE SQUIP: Never.
JEREMY: Never. Is what I meant to...
THE SQUIP: Greet the beta.
JEREMY: Oh. Hey, Brooke.
THE SQUIP: "You look sexy."
JEREMY: I can't say that to a hot girl!
THE SQUIP: Don't smile. Stare intesnsely. Speak like you don't care about your own death.
JEREMY: Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.
BROOKE: Thanks.
CHLOE: Is that a girl's shirt?
JEREMY: No.
THE SQUIP: "Yes."
JEREMY: Yes.
THE SQUIP: Repeat after me--
I saw it in the window And I couldn't dismiss
JEREMY: I saw in the window And I couldn't dismiss
THE SQUIP: I was dating a girl and She had a shirt just like this
JEREMY: I was dating a girl and She had a shirt just like this
THE SQUIP: It's still painful
JEREMY: It's still painful
CHLOE: So, who was this mystery girl?
JEREMY: Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--
THE SQUIP: Madeline
JEREMY: Madeline
CHLOE: What?
JEREMY: She's French
CHLOE: Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
BROOKE: Madeline broke up with you?
JEREMY: Yeah...
THE SQUIP: No.
JEREMY: I mean--
THE SQUIP: I broke up with her
JEREMY: I broke up with her
THE SQUIP: 'Cause she was Cheating on me
JEREMY, overselling it: 'Cause she was Cheating on me
THE SQUIP: Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.
[Thanks to Tyler for corrections]
Review: Be More Chill the Musical Songs with Lyrics Be More Chill Pt 1 lyrics from Be More Chill the Musical
Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS More Than Survive I Love Play Rehearsal The Squip Song Two-Player Game The Squip Enters Be More Chill, Pt. 1 Do You Wanna Ride? Be More Chill, Pt. 2 More Than Survive (Reprise) A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into Upgrade Halloween Do You Wanna Hang? Michael In the Bathroom The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire) The Pitiful Children The Pants Song The Play Voices in My Head
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