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2019 Broadway
Be More Chill the Musical - Be More Chill Pt. 1 Lyrics
"Be More Chill Pt. 1" was written by Joe Iconis, performed by Jason Tam (Squip), Will Roland (Jeremy) & Mall People.
THE SQUIP:
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest
JEREMY:
But I AM a masturbator--
THE SQUIP:
We'll fix that
All your nerdiness is ugly
JEREMY:
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--
THE SQUIP:
All your stammering's a chore
JEREMY:
Wh-wh-what?
THE SQUIP:
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Buh
JEREMY:
Wha?
THE SQUIP:
Buh
JEREMY:
Wha?
THE SQUIP:
No
JEREMY:
Aah!
THE SQUIP:
Stop
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
JEREMY:
Jesus Christ...
THE SQUIP:
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill
First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
JEREMY:
What's wrong with my shirt--
THE SQUIP:
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
JEREMY:
How are you with math homework?
THE SQUIP:
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
THE SQUIP:
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob
PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!
THE SQUIP:
And boy, can I see why!
Now you try picking out a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.
JEREMY:
Sorry...
CHLOE:
...Jerry?
JEREMY:
Jeremy.
CHLOE:
You shop here?
JEREMY:
Oh, yeah all the time--
THE SQUIP:
Never.
JEREMY:
Never. Is what I meant to...
THE SQUIP:
Greet the beta.
JEREMY:
Oh. Hey, Brooke.
THE SQUIP:
"You look sexy."
JEREMY:
I can't say that to a hot girl!
THE SQUIP:
Don't smile. Stare intesnsely.
Speak like you don't care about your own death.
JEREMY:
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.
BROOKE:
Thanks.
CHLOE:
Is that a girl's shirt?
JEREMY:
No.
THE SQUIP:
"Yes."
JEREMY:
Yes.
THE SQUIP:
Repeat after me--
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
JEREMY:
I saw in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
THE SQUIP:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
JEREMY:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
THE SQUIP:
It's still painful
JEREMY:
It's still painful
CHLOE:
So, who was this mystery girl?
JEREMY:
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--
THE SQUIP:
Madeline
JEREMY:
Madeline
CHLOE:
What?
JEREMY:
She's French
CHLOE:
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
BROOKE:
Madeline broke up with you?
JEREMY:
Yeah...
THE SQUIP:
No.
JEREMY:
I mean--
THE SQUIP:
I broke up with her
JEREMY:
I broke up with her
THE SQUIP:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
JEREMY, overselling it:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
THE SQUIP:
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.
Other Songs: Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics 2019
Be More Chill Pt. 1 Lyrics from Be More Chill the Musical
Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
More Than Survive
I Love Play Rehearsal
The SQUIP Song
Two-Player Game
The Squip Enters
Be More Chill Pt. 1
Do You Wanna Ride?
Be More Chill Pt. 2
Sync Up
More Than Survive (Reprise)
A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into
Upgrade
Loser Geek Whatever
Halloween
Do You Wanna Hang?
Michael in the Bathroom
The Smartphone Hour
The Pants Song
The Pitiful Children
The Play
Voices in My Head
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