Calvin Berger the Musical - Opening Dream Lyrics

Lyrics and Music by Barry Wyner
CALVIN BERGER the Musical - Opening Dream Lyrics

(DREAMY VOICES)

CALVIN (spoken):
Hi, Rosanna. I know you don't know me.
But I've gone to school with you for the past 11 years, and-

ROSANNA (spoken):
I know exactly who you are.
Calvin. I think you're so hot!

CALVIN (spoken):
Really?

ROSANNA (spoken):
Your eyes pierce me from behind those thick lenses.

CALVIN (spoken):
I don't believe this!

ROSANNA (spoken):
Your lips are so smooth and moist.

CALVIN (spoken):
Lip balm.

ROSANNA (spoken):
But most of all, right in between, I love your sexy little-

(ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF.
CALVIN WAKES UP AND LOOKS IN THE MIRROR.)

CALVIN (spoken):
Of all the organs to be well-endowed. Look at it.
First thing I see every morning;
First thing everyone sees when they look at me.
My parents just say I should be less insecure.
But when you're seventeen
And it's potentially the one thing keeping you from HER,
a giant shnozz is a pretty big deal.

[Thanks to Brooke for lyrics]


Other Album Songs: Calvin Berger the Musical Lyrics

Calvin Berger the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Opening Dream Lyrics
Security Meltdown Lyrics
I Can See Him Now Lyrics
Don'tcha Think? Lyrics
It Just Wasn't Meant to Happen Lyrics
We're The Man! Lyrics
Never Know Lyrics
Saturday Alone Lyrics
More Than Meets The Eye Lyrics
Mr. Potato Head Lyrics
Graduation Day Lyrics
The Fight Lyrics
How Can I Compete With That? Lyrics
Perfect For You Lyrics
Calm, Cool, and Collected Lyrics
Finale Lyrics