Company the Musical - You Could Drive a Person Crazy Lyrics

2018 West End revival
Company the Musical - You Could Drive a Person Crazy Lyrics


"You Could Drive a Person Crazy" is a song from the Company (2018 London Cast Recording) performed by Matthew Seadon-Young (Theo), Richard Fleeshman (Andy) and George Blagden (PJ).

ANDY, THEO, PJ:
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

You could drive a person crazy,
You could drive a person mad.
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had,
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door,
Which it only makes a person gladly
Want you even more.
I could understand a person
If it's not a person's bag.
I could understand a person
If a person was a fag.
But worse than that,
A person that
Titillates a person and leaves her flat
Is crazy,
He's a troubled person,
He's a truly crazy person himself.

THEO:
When a person's personality is personable,
He shouldn?t oughta sit like a lump.
It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
To try to get you offa your rump.
So single and attentive and attractive a man
Is everything a person could wish,
But turning off a person is the act of a man
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.

ANDY, THEO, PJ:
Knock-knock! Is anybody there?
Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.
Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.
Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms.
All that sweet affection!
What is wrong?
Where's the loose connection?
How long, O Lord, how long?
Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby,

You could drive a person buggy,
You could blow a person's cool.
Like you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool.
When a person says that you've upset her,
That's when you're good.
You impersonate a person better
Than a zombie should.
I could understand a person
If he wasn't good in bed.
I could understand a person
If he actually was dead.
Exclusive you!
Elusive you!
Will any person ever get the juice of you?
You're crazy,
You're a lovely person,
You're a moving,
Deeply maladjusted,
Never to be trusted,
Crazy person yourself.
Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!



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Company the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Company
The Little Things You Do Together
Sorry-Grateful
You Could Drive a Person Crazy
Have I Got a Guy for You
Someone Is Waiting
Another Hundred People
Getting Married Today
Marry Me a Little
Side by Side by Side
Poor Baby
Barcelona
The Ladies Who Lunch
Being Alive