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Caroline, or Change the Musical - The Twenty Dollar Bill Lyrics
NOAH:
The next day I go off to school.
ROSE:
Noah, darling, study hard!
You should see his last report card, Papa, everything Cs and Ds.
MR. STOPNICK:
Look at this! The hypocrites!
Eulogizing, rhapsodizing!
Kennedy!
Kennedy!
They hated him!
They murdered him!
Did him in!
And now?
ROSE:
Good morning Caroline.
NOAH:
All day long I sit at school,
Drifting dreaming in the classroom,
Inattentive cause I'm BORED!
ROSE, STUART, MR. STOPNICK:
Study, Noah, study hard!
NOAH:
Drawing doodles, Maccabees,
Bumble bees, Christmas trees
And all the toys I plan to buy with?
Buy with?
Buy with?
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN:
Suddenly he sits up straight,
Suddenly he can't concentrate!
Suddenly open go the eyes!
NOAH:
Suddenly I realize:
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN:
A dreadful blow he has been dealt!
NOAH:
Left my'left my?
NOAH, GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN:
Chanukah Gelt!
NOAH:
All that money!
Twenty Dollars!
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN:
Twenty dollars!
In your pocket!
In the pocket of your pants!
NOAH:
In the pocket of my pants!
There's still a chance!
Maybe she hasn't done the laundry!
There's all that cleaning after a party.
Oh please clock please clock strike three now.
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN:
Tick tock tick tock
NOAH:
Anyhow
She can't it's mine!
She can't have my money! I'll sue!
Aw come on, clock!
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN:
It's only two.
NOAH:
I'm plotzing with anxiety!
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GELLMAN:
Alright, already; Now it's three.
NOAH:
Finally!
The second I hear the three o'clock bell?
I'm a bat out of hell!
I run down the street'like a blur!
And right away, the washing machine!
WASHING MACHINE:
Consequences unforeseen. I'm on!
NOAH:
In the basement! It's on! It's her!
The spin cycle's already started to spin!
She's down there! Wait! Wait! Caroline!
CAROLINE:
What?
NOAH:
Did you find??
CAROLINE:
Yep, I did. And now it's mine.
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Caroline or Change lyrics The Twenty Dollar Bill
Caroline, or Change the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
16 Feet Beneath The Sea
The Radio
Laundry Quintet
Noah Down The Stairs
The Cigarette
Laundry Finish
The Dryer
I Got Four Kids
Caroline, There's Extra Food
There Is No God, Noah
Rose Stopnick Can Cook
Long Distance
Dotty and Caroline
Moon Change
Moon Trio
The Bus
That Can't Be
Noah and Rose
Inside / Outside
JFK
No One Waitin
Night Mamma
Gonna Pass Me A Law
Noah, Go To Sleep
Noah Has A Problem
Stuart and Noah
Quarter In The Bleach Cup
Caroline Takes My Money Home
Roosevelt Petrucius Coleslaw
Santa Comin' Caroline
Little Reward
1943
Mr. Gellman's Shirt
Ooh Child
Rose Recovers
I Saw Three Ships
The Chanukah Party
Dotty and Emmie
Mr. Stopnick and Emmie
Kitchen Fight
A Twenty Dollar Bill and Why
I Hate The Bus
Moon, Emmie and Stuart Trio
The Twenty Dollar Bill
Caroline and Noah FIght
Aftermath
Sunday Morning
Lot's Wife
Salty Teardrops
Why Does Our House Have A Basement?
Underwater
Epilogue
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