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2021 Broadway
DIANA the Musical - The Dress Lyrics
Performed by Jeanna de Waal (Diana), Anthony Murphy (Paul), Judy Kaye (Queen Elizabeth) and Cast.
PAUL BURRELL:
What can a princess do when her prince takes to the air
And tells his gobsmacked subjects he's had a love affair?
She could moan on her throne, and sob and say "boo-hoo,"
Or find a frock designed to shock,
Designed to say "f**k you!"
She could try something sly
A b***h on wheels in six-inch heels;
You'll rock the place in silk and lace
That maybe lacks a bit of taste...
What better way to impress than to show a flash of flesh?
So how about this "f**k you" dress;
This f**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity "f**k you" dress?
(spoken)
Perhaps I've said too much.
My apologies - and goodnight
DIANA:
Unless...
(sung)
What can a woman do when her life goes off the rails
She wonders why she married the priggish Prince of Wales?
She could frown in her crown and accept her Waterloo
Or flash her smile and use her style to tell her prince "screw you!"
She could sport something short, even bolder off-the-shoulder;
Black chiffon will turn them on and tick this prince right off!
When a girl needs to express her proper state of distress
Revenge looks best in a "f**k you" dress;
DIANA & PAUL BURRELL:
A f**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity "f**k you" dress!
CAST:
Hell yes - who'd ever guess
While a man makes a bloody mess
She steps out in a "f**k you" dress
A f**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity "f**k you" dress?
QUEEN ELIZABETH:
My son is on the telly, pouring out his heart;
While his wife is on the town, dressed up like a tart
It's no surprise that this is a royal tabloid mess
Not the first Windsor to prefer another missus
Just the first one to confess
Her Majesty is in distress
This travesty she must address
A princess in a mm-mm dress
A mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm dress
CAST:
If you're hot to attract the press
Here's the secret to success:
Try your luck with a "f**k you" dress
QUEEN ELIZABETH:
A mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm dress!
CAST:
Girlfriend in a "f**k you" dress
"F**k you" dress!
DIANA:
When a girl needs to express her proper state of distress
Revenge looks best in a "f**k you" dress
PAUL BURRELL:
A f**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity
CAST:
F**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity
F**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity
F**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity
F**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity, f**kity
PAUL BURRELL:
"F**k you" dress!
[Thanks to Harman for lyrics]
Songs: Diana the Musical Lyrics
Diana the Musical The Dress Lyrics
Diana the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
Underestimated
The Worst Job in England
This Is How You People Dance
Snap, Click
Whatever Love Means Anyway
I Will
The World Fell in Love
Happiness/Simply Breathe
She Moves in the Most Modern Ways
Diana (The Rage)
As I Love You
I Miss You Most on Sundays
Pretty, Pretty Girl
Here Comes James Hewitt
Him & Her (& Him & Her)/ Just Dance
Secrets and Lies
The Main Event
Whatever Love Means Anyway (Reprise)
Pretty, Pretty Girl (Reprise)
Snap, Click (Reprise)
The Words Came Pouring Out
I Miss You Most on Sundays (Reprise)
The Dress
The Servant Quartet
An Officer's Wife
If (Light The World)
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