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2022 Studio Cast Recording
Drag: The Musical - The Accounting Song Lyrics
The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza.
MAX VON ESSEN:
Six-inch open toe Louboutin platform shoes
Okay
Thigh-high patent leather hooker boots
And eight-inch pleaser mules
Character shoes, red stone stilettos
Marabou slides, black bordellos
Leopard print platform with ankle strap
Leopard print platform without ankle strap
Black velvet knee-high boots
Duct tape
Weave bond
Goo Gone
Shoe glue
Nail glue
Topstick
Glue sticks
Glue gun
Q-tips
Clorox
Windex
Band-aids
Hairspray
Curling iron, sewing machine
Feather headdress, Maybelline, and
Corn pads, uh
Well, let's continue
Kryolan TV Paint Stick in TV White
Since when does Al paint?
MAC holiday gift cards for friends and family
Well, we didn't get any
What the hell?
Toilet cleaner
Vacuum cleaner
Yeah, yeah, if Al's the one cleaning, we'll get typhoid fever
Gillette mach five fusion blades
Come on, Schick is far superior
Electric carving knife and foam
Lip stain
Lip tint
Botox
Hot sauce
Lip gloss
Eighty-seven burgers, side of onion rings
Does anybody need this much of anything?
Talcum powder, shaving cream
Spirit gum, Albolene, and
Two tickets to see Céline Deon in Vegas
Uh, gay
Ostrich feather dressing gown by Catherine D'Lish
You can kill ostriches and take their feathers?
AB Swarovski crystal stones, not hotfix
One gross
Tom, relax, they're just numbers
Thousands of dollars worth of premium blunders
This is why he can't afford to be a star
And this is why mom never loaned him a credit card
God forbid I say he's wrong, I'm right
We'll yell and scream and punch and fight
Over latex, spandex, paychecks, access
What a mess, what a mess, what a mess
Powder puffs, frying pans
Makeup wipes, feather fans
Extension cord, extension hair
Neon light-up underwear
And glitter and glitter and glitter
Woah, why is there so much glitter?
These books are in the shitter
And basically, the Fishtank is fucked
Read more: Drag the Musical Lyrics
Drag The Accounting Song Lyrics
Drag: The Musical Lyrics
Cathouse Fever
Queen Kitty
The Accounting Song
Drag Is Expensive
Wigs
Gay as Hell
Gloria Schmidt
Out of Your League
It's So Pretty
I'm Just Brendan
We Need Money
Jerry's Dead
Two Bitches are Better Than One
Real Queens
Welcome to the Catfish
Brendan Is His Name
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