Emojiland - Pile of Poo Lyrics

2020 Off-Broadway
Emojiland the Musical - Pile of Poo Lyrics

PILE OF POO (& JANITORS):
Hey, can you smell me?
Wait, don't tell me
I've got something to say
And I want you to listen to every word, DJ
Turn the volume to maximum
Ain't got time to relaximum
Grabs some snacksimum
Play that alto saximum
Find it within you to take me seriously
I'm a living lesson basic as your ABC's
You want troubles? I got 'em
And though I come out on bottom
I know a problem's a problem
Only if it defies the world you see
Cause life will make you smile, it'll make you frown (Oh)
More than once and a while it'll knock you down (Oh)
But if you get back up and keep your feet on the ground (Oh)
You know you'll make it through (You know you'll make it through)
So when your lucky stars (Oh)
Runnin' out of luck (Ah)
And you're stranded on Mars (Ah)
Or you ain't gotta buck (Ah)
Remember who you are when life hands you a pile of poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (A pile of poo)
A pile of poo (A pile of poo)
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (Poo)
A pile of
Hey, are you listening-look I'm glistening in the morning sun (Oh)
Smiling simply cause another d-d-day has begun (Oh)
I focus on the positive (Oh)
Try to learn from what's positive (Oh)
Got no flawsitive (Oh)
So give me some applausitive (Pile of)
Don't underestimate the singularity you are (Pile of)
The most nebulous of among us can become the star (Oh)
The same mendacious flattery (Oh)
This is juice for your battery
Drink it up like a daiquiri
Get charged up
Let me hear you say rawr! (Rawr!)
Cause life will make you smile, it'll make you frown (Oh)
More than once and a while it'll knock you down (Oh)
But if you get back up and keep your feet on the ground (Oh)
You know you'll make it through (You know you'll make it through)
So when your lucky stars (Oh)
Runnin' out of luck (Ah)
And you're stranded on Mars (Ah)
or you ain't gotta buck (Ah)
Remember who you are when life hands you a pile of poo
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (A pile of poo)
A pile of poo (A pile of poo)
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo (Poo)
A pile of (A pile of)
A pile of (A pile of)
A pile of poo! (A pile of poo)
Yea! (Say it cause you know its true!)
Cause life will make you smile, it'll make you frown (Oh)
More than once and a while it'll knock you down (Oh)
But if you get back up and keep your feet on the ground (Oh)
You know you'll make it through (You know you'll make it through)
So when your lucky stars (Oh)
Runnin' out of luck (Ah)
And you're stranded on Mars (Ah)
Or you ain't gotta buck (Ah)
Remember who you are when life hands you a pile of poo
(Poo poo poo)
Poo (Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo)
Yeah, yeah, baby!

ALL:
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
A pile of
A pile of poo!

Emojiland the Musical Lyrics

It's Just so Great to Be Alive
Sad on the Inside
Princess Is a Bitch
The Progress Bar
Zeros & Ones
Cross My Bones
New Crown in Town
Work Together
Stand For
Thank Me Now
Firewall Ball
Pile of Poo
Virus
A Thousand More Words
Anyway
Start Again
It's Just so Great to Be Alive (Reprise)